Buffalo BEAST - Buffalo's New Best Fiend
 

May 31 - June 13, 2002
Issue #1

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Mayor to Star in Ganster Drama!
Masiello Rolls Out Red Carpet for The BEAST
Matt Taibbi

Adelphia Trading Cards
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BEAST Calling...
Adelphia Colletions, vol. 1
The Truth About our Intentions
Dispelling the Ugly Rumors
Hackworld
Prize Snooze

Matt Taibbi

ArtVoice Death Toll at 7

BEAST Physics Tips
Pressure & County Executive Joel Giambra

Say NO 2 Creed
Emergency Helpline

5-Day Misogyny Forecast

BEAST Public Service Announcement
What if you find Anthrax in your album collection?
Breathe on us, oh God!
Book Review
by John Dolan
SPORTS DESK
The Blotter
Sports Crimewatch
Matt Taibbi
Wide Right
Bills Outlook
James R Miller
Bledsoe v. Johnson
Andrew, that is...
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ADELPHIA TRADING CARDS
Collect 'em all!

Having trouble following the labyrinthine trail of the ADELPHIA CABLE scandal? Worry no more! With the release of the Beast's new Adelphia trading cards, you can have fun and learn how to make off-the-books loans at the same time!

Collect all 50 cards in the set for a uniquely frustrating journey across the modern American corporate landscape! Unlike real-life shares in Adelphia, our trading cards actually increase in value over time. No fewer than four auction houses are already rating our first pre-prison card release a definite "buy."

So get in on the fun now, before the verdicts are handed down. Collect all nine board members, and you'll be eligible to win your own golf course in a special Beast contest runoff!

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