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DREW |
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- Impeached
by Northern Republicans
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- A
"class act" whose teammates just didn't respond to
him
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- Considered
an "honest and honorable man" who lacked political
savvy
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- Self-described
"trailer trash"
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- Grew
up in a shack in North Carolina
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- Drop-back
passer with great arm
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- Jacksonian
Democrat with alcoholism problem
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- Fit,
sober and professional for speech at Buffalo welcoming
rally
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- Stone
drunk and completely incoherent for Vice-Presidential
inaugural address in 1864
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- Set
single-game records for attempts and completions by
going 45-70 in 26-20 win over Minnesota in 1994
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- Sponsored
the Homestead Act as a Senator; privately hated black
people
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- No.
1 overall pick in 1993 draft; passed for seven straight
3,000-yard seasons
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- Notorious
for wandering the White House drunk, crashing into
busts and portraits
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- After
trade to Bills, took out ads in Boston papers thanking
New England fans for their support
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- Lived
out his days racked with guilt over the fact that
he had secretly desired Lincoln's death; privately
thought Lincoln was overrated
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- Happily
married to charming wife Maura, with whom he held
hands throughout first visit to Buffalo
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- Impotent
in marriage and reportedly vomited on wedding night;
known for leering at children of both sexes from Oval
Office window
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- Led
Patriots to victory in 2002 AFC championship game
with inspiring off-the-bench performance against Steelers
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- Presided
over the restoration; shortly before death, went insane
and began eating own feces
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- Had
a cameo in "Jerry Maguire"
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- Corpse
had an erection; was our "most maligned president"
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