BEAST PAGE 3 BENGALS FAN!!!
Name:
Clifford "Big Cat" Peterson
Age:
Unknown
Turn-ons:
San Diego, HBO's "Inside the NFL," chicks who pick up the
dinner tab, Jon Kitna, Herb Tarlek
Turn-offs:
San Francisco, Detroit, completed passes in excess of 15 yards,
Olympic Figure Skating controversies, Akili Smith
How
I became the BEAST Page 3 Cincinnati Bengals Fan:
My brother Steve is an aspiring artist and he submitted some
humorous sketches to the Beast guys hoping to get them published.
They told him they'd think about it, but only if I agreed
to pose as the Page 3 Bengals Fan. So here I am. It's no big
deal, the off-season is kind of a drag anyhow.
Future
plans: Nothing much in particular except for
road-trippin' on out to San Diego to see the Bengals triumph
in Super Bowl XXXVII over whatever sorry team the NFC sends
this year. Yeah baby! Jon Kitna all the way!!!
How
I want to be remembered: As a man who never
gave up on his team no matter how many first-round draft pick
QBs turned into NFL Europe bench-warmers, and as a man who
knows a thing or two about Feng Shui. There's nothing like
too much clutter in your life to make your goals seem unattainable.
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