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THE BEAST HUMOR ACADEMY ENTRANCE EXAM

PART II: SENTENCE COMPLETION
Complete each sentence by filling in the blanks. 10 minutes.

1. Sign on the gates of Auschwitz:
   
   
   
2. A Catholic priest walks into a bar carrying a parcel and orders a beer. The bartender says,
   
   
   
3. 
   barked President Bush at his reflection.
   
   
4. A monkey wearing a tassled fez shows up at a Shriners convention, and the gathered Shriners respond by saying,
   
   
   
5. Epitaph for Ann Landers:
   
   
   
6. The head was undoubtedly human. But who
   
   
   
7. "I have good news and bad news," the doctor said to the grieving wife. "The good news is
   

The bad news is that he'll never again


8. [Seated next to each other on a flight to Tijuana] O.J. Simpson to Janet Reno:
   
   
   

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