BEAST
PAGE 3 PORN STORE CLERK
 Name:
Abner Moria
Age:
41
Turn-ons:
Benedictine Monk chants, rubber hot pants, grainy video, Sally
Jesse Raphael.
Turn-offs:
See-thru bags, condoms, broken promises, my father
How
I became the BEAST Page 3 Porn Store Clerk:
This guy comes in. As usual I avoid eye contact. But he goes
straight to the counter and whips out a Beast. I'm like, wow!
He wants to know if he can leave a bunch of 'em by the door.
I look through the thing and see our best customer prominently
displayed in the paper. So, I'm like "Sure, Tom will get a
kick out of seeing his face in here. I mean he's always getting
picked up in the store by men anyway." Anyhow I notice The
Beast guy just standing there. Finally I go, "What do you
need?" He says something about senior citizens. I show him
the section. He buys like ten tapes, and tells me about page
three.
Future
plans: I still gotta inflate the new dolls
for the window display, clean the screens in the video booth,
and finish disposing of mother.
How
I want to be remembered: Well hopefully I
won't always be labeled as the Page 3 Porn Store Clerk. I'll
probably be remembered for the time I was caught looking into
the girls shower room through a peephole with all my friends.
Wait, that was in Porky's.
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