me old fashioned, but I think the President should be killed
By Genghis Khan
wasn’t so rong ago in this crue, crue worrd when a reader
with approvah ratings as row as a president Bush’s would be
punished wiff phrysical pain, death an the use of a dismembered
body part as a sporting eqruipment. I say Bush’s reg rill
be good fo raquet baw! Wha, ha, ha, ha! Stop raughing at Khan,
or you pay wif your rife!
know what you are thinking: “Sounds great, but what about
Cheney, Hastert – the rine of succession?” Dis one is a simper,
dear reader: Krill dem awl! Krill dem awl! Wha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha! But seriousry, why not? You nevah hear off
a Hedonistic Calcurous or even Metarrica, stupid round-eye?!
what you want to do, march like riberal sissy?! Sissy march
rill never cut throat of administration rike something that
is made fo cutting, rike a knife, or sharpened rock. Sissy
march nevah rape Raura Bush! Oh wait, she a probabry post-menopausal
– Krill huh! Krill huh! Krill huh! Huh a shrivered, barren
womb is a ruseress! I have seen your miserable marches, and
Khan have to say “Raging Grannies” creary not raging, only
replacing words of “Yankee Doodle” wif a ones of moderate
defiance. It is enough to disgust any pure bred mongoloid
rike a myserf! What, why does a everyone raugh when I say
that? Stop raughing at Khan!
occidentals pray so coy, so squeamish. I have a been wratching
the decrine of a yo civirization on a cable, and a civirization
that eats a sheep anus on prime time can’t a be that far off
from sticking its ineffective reader’s head on pike! Onry
thing any ambitrious war-rord would need is an army of 5000
men, carried swiftry on horseback. But make a sure they don’t
have a spindery regs rike a Barbaro.
America, now is the time for a brutah sraughter of a yo readers.
With the media hamming up bribe scandal of democratic congressman
Jefferson of Rouisiana, this no time to ret the ‘06 erections
fall into Repubrican hands. The onry time erection should
fall into Repubrican hands is when a Dick Cheney take a Viagra
at hooker hunting party! Ehh-yo! Yes, you ale a collect sir!
What, you nevah watch a Johnny Cahson?! Not a even remember
a Phir Hartman doing Ed McMahon? You useress dog! Khan wasting
so much gold on you!