Answering the Questions that Plague Right Wingers
Emanuel, Editor, Georgia Conservative Statesman:
“UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan has called the Iraq war ‘illegal,’ and John
Pace, former UN chief of Human Rights for Iraq, has said that human rights
conditions are ‘as bad now as they were under Saddam,’ but was it America
that filled mass graves with hundreds of thousands of murdered Iraqi civilians?”
Prager, radio talk show host
"Observers of contemporary society will surely have noted that a liberal
is far more likely to fear global warming than a conservative. Why is this?"
Because they’re better educated.
Parker, syndicated columnist
“Given that Haditha is dense with insurgents whose tactics do not come from
the Marine Corps playbook, is it possible that they, not we, killed the civilians,
or that they used them as human shields?”
Will, syndicated columnist:
" ‘Military engineers recently cleared garbage from a
field in Fallujah, resurfaced it with dirt and put up goal
posts to create an instant soccer field. A day later, the
goal posts were stolen and all the dirt had been scraped from
the field. Garbage began to pile up again.’ An Army captain
asked, 'What kind of people loot dirt?' ''
People who can't afford dirt.
Coulter, hideous bitch:
“[I]f gays can’t change, why do liberals think child-molesters can?”