July 6 - Aug 8, 2006
Are You Anti-Semitic?
Complete the below phrases:
1) Recent Israeli air strikes in southern Lebanon are:
a) prettier than a Menorah.
a) worse than Himmler.
a) an attempt to wipe Israel off the map.
a) impossible when dealing with a foe as untrustworthy as Hezbollah.
a) 1000 Arabs.
Now add up your score!
(a = 1, b = 2, c = 3, d = 4, e = 5)5 - 8: Mazel Tov, you demonstrate a true appreciation of God's chosen people! You likely have many Jewish friends, whom you eagerly supply with billions of dollars worth of military artillery.
9 Ç 12: You accept Israel's divine right to exist and defend itself at any cost to worthless Arab life. You will be rewarded in the afterlife with golden bagels.
13 Ç 16: You are an enemy of freedom. You have likely fallen under the direct influence of Damascus and Teheran.
17 Ç 20: Your outright anti-Semitism sickens decent people. You likely rule over an Islamo-fascist state with an unwavering iron fist.
21 Ç 24: Oy vey! You are no friend of the Jews.
25: While you may consider yourself well-read and informed, you are, in fact, a hardened Nazi.
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