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ISSUE# 104
July 6, 2006

Killing for Peace
"Premature" ceasefires and other wacky nonsense
Allan Uthman

Oprah Akbar
BTU's & CSI are our best weapons against terrorism
Allan Uthman

Are you Anit-Semitic?

    ISSUE# 103
July 12, 2006

Paper of Wreckage: NYT reporters caught red-handed reporting.

Gay Marriage Threatens Gay Happiness A Fabulous BEAST Editorial

Ask Ann Coulter: Completely original advice from the world's foremost dumbass

ISSUE# 102
June 21, 2006

Anne Coulter
Feeding the ultimate troll
Al Uthman

Al Qaeda Idol

The BEAST Conservative Q&A

    ISSUE# 101
June 7, 2006

Reaching Around the Aisle: House leaders move to protect House leaders.

BEAST Science for Hicks: A quck & fatal introduction to science for the logically challenged.

Niman "Sour Grapes" E-mail Determined to be Forgery

ISSUE# 100
May 24, 2006

Father Knows BEAST: Our founder Matt Taibbi has some words for us
Viva el BEAST: The story of a migrant BEAST staffer.

The BEAST Government Kids' Page Review!

    ISSUE# 99
May 10, 2006

A Prank of Two Cities: The BEAST ups the ante in Ottawa/Buffalo mayoral hockey bet.
Top 10 Signs of the Impending US Police State: Hey America, freedom is just around the corner... behind you.
April 26, 2006

I'm With Stupid: Why Tony Snow is perfect for Press Secretary.
BEAST's Greatest Misses: Exposing our bloopers for all to see.
Achtung Doobie! Buffalo boys in blue do Blitzkrieg Bop.
Thanks, Artvoice! A message of gratitude for Jamie & Mike.
    ISSUE# 97
April 12, 2006

Leaking Integrity: Washington Post gives the lie to its readers.
Setting the Table: Preemptive war, a moveable feast.
The Foreign Flag Threat
Lou Dobbs warns America
Happy BEASTer! : An Easter fun page... for the kids!
Punch-Out! : SubGenius custody update
March 29, 2006

The Persecution Rests: Dickhead judge takes aim at fake religion.
Don't Feed the Immigrants: Huddled masses threatening our borders.
Good News from Iraq: Fair, Balanced & Fictional.
March Mayhem: Clash of Civilizations Bracketology.
    ISSUE# 95
March 15, 2006

Operation Told You So: Allan Uthman

Iraq or Iran?: Gues which country pundits are pushing to invade!

March 1, 2006

Stranger Danger: Allan Uthman

John Stossel's Invisible Handjob: Paul Jones

7-Day news Forecast

Iraqi Civil War Chess Set

    ISSUE# 93
February 15, 2006

Laugh Riot Allan Uthman

Xtreme Religion: Ian Murphy

Fundy Funnies

Page 3 Armageddon-Inciting Doodle

February 1, 2006

Bias, Balance & Bullshit: Allan Uthman

Lighting the Fuse: Stan Goff

James Frey book excerpt

Belly of the Beast: an encounter with Al Gore - Ian Murphy

    ISSUE# 91
January 18, 2006

50 Most Loathsome People in America 2005

2005 Timeline

Predictions 2005

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