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ISSUE# 65
December 22, 2005

Santa Claus Found Dead in Kenmore Snow Bank, Christmas in Hell: No, Virginia, There is no Santa Claus, Disinformation Age: America Loves a Good Liar, Ridiculous Gift Guide, Tips on Buying Thoughtless Gifts, Giambra Admits Drinking Live Sea Monkeys, Rumsfeld to Press: Dudes - CHILL!
    ISSUE# 64
December 8, 2005

Unusually Low Humor Content Disappoints Readers, Bass Pro-testers Attack Mayor, Happy Bhopal to You: The Disaster is 20 Years Young! , No Moore Dissent: DLC Targets Populism, Man-Boobs, Condoleezza Rice is Going to Lick Your Beaver, Bush Appoints Dog to Cabinet Position

ISSUE# 63
Nov 24, 2004

Kerry Encased in Frozen Carbonite! Giambra Terrorizes County!, Top Ten Hacks of 2004 Election, "Redwoods Evil, Must Be Destroyed"- Bush Wants Some Wood, MEMRI Problems: Was Kerry's Election Bid Lost in Translation?, Too Cool for School: City Honors Censorship, New Hotel on Baltic Ave: Boon or Burden?
    ISSUE# 62
Nov 10, 2004

Buffalo Could Be Canada's Newest Crappy City!, O- Buffalo: Why Move When we can Secede?, BEAST Exclusive: Interview with God, Who Voted Bush? A Beast Quiz, The Meaning of Tripe: Countdown to the Beast's Ten Worst Presidential Election Campaign Hacks of 2004, The Big Rig: This Election was Worse than 2000
ISSUE# 61
Oct 27, 2004

Super Scary Election Issue - Voting Guide of Fear, Top 10 Reasons to be Terrified This Halloween, Onward Christian Assholes: Some Folks Just Can't Wait for the Apocalypse, A Talk With Sam Hoyt
    ISSUE# 60
Oct 13, 2004

Big Brother Knows Best: Blockbuster Rents Bogus Fahrenheit 9/11 DVDs, Truth is Overrated: Why Does My TV Think Bush Won the Debate? Political Snickering - M&M/Mars' Campaign of Terror,
ISSUE# 59
Sept 29, 2004

Mayoral Survivor Contest, Rather: The Awful Truth, Britney Spears Breaks Wind, What DA Ruling? Keeping Kids on Drugs, Shitty Hall: Shady Start to Mayor Race
    ISSUE# 58
Sept 15, 2004

Invisible Terrorists Threaten Mars Pipeline, Ridge Raises National Panic Level to "Soiled", Chris Riordan Talks Shit, Sudan Genocide Must End...Eventually,A Hooker's View of the RNC
ISSUE# 57
Sept 1, 2004

Local Man Wets Bed & Blames Dog, COBRA Joins Forces with Bin laden, Barney Frank admits Heterosexual Affair, Resigns, Special RNC Protest Coverage
    ISSUE# 56
August 18, 2004

Excessive Use of the Word "BITCH" p. 1-34, Hurricane Akbar Attacks New York! Top Gay to Govern? Special RNC Preview, Cheney Takes Gold in Clean and Jerk
ISSUE# 55
Aug 4, 2004

Scary Kerry! Dems Agog!   The DNC Got No Soul, Alt Press to Beast: Waaaaaaahhh!!
    ISSUE# 54
July 21, 2004

GOP SMACKDOWN! Bush K.O.'s Lady Liberty! Convenient Technology Votes For You! Masiello Hair Crisis, Greens Wave the White Flag...
ISSUE# 53
July 7, 2004

TIGER BEAST: Stalling in Sudan, Taibbi v. Hitchens v. Moore, Rods from Gods, Ask a Chronic Pot-Smoker...
    ISSUE# 52
June 23, 2004

2=Party System Declares Victory in'04, New Kerry Penny Stirs Controversy, Cannibal Cows Strike Lockport, Conversation: Pointless?
ISSUE# 51
June 9, 2004

REAGAN ACCEPTS KEY CABINET POSITION IN HELL - Newly Appointed Minister of Injustice to John Hinckley: "I'll be Waiting!", Bush Joins Muppets
    ISSUE# 50
May 26, 2004

THE BEST! The Beast Sells Out! Why the Environment Doesn't Matter, Top Ten Reasons to Vote Republican
ISSUE# 49
May 12, 2004

Abuse for Men - A New Stench, Publisher Battles God, Rummy and Lynndie Hook Up
    ISSUE# 48
April 28, 2004

Invasion! Bush Conquers Kleinhans, Mayor Trapped in Pothole, Protesters Get Snotty
ISSUE# 47
April 14, 2004

Holy Shiite! Bremer Freaks - There isn’t enough sand in Iraq to cover up Bremer’s incompetence, United States of Nice
    ISSUE# 46
March 31, 2004

Antonin Scalia’s Recusal Refusal, The Christ of Money Counto: Jesus is Way Funny
ISSUE# 45
March 16, 2004

Cast Your Vote! Where it goes ... Nobody Knows!
    ISSUE# 44
March 3, 2004

Nader-Bot Returns!
ISSUE# 43
Feb 16, 2004

Pie In The Sky!
    ISSUE# 42
Feb 1, 2004

Kerry Dunks on Dean!
ISSUE# 41
Jan 20, 2004

Mars Rover Discovers Wal-Mart
    ISSUE# 40
Jan 20, 2004

Most Vile Americans of 2003

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