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ISSUE# 90
December 14, 2005

Kicking Ass & Splitting Hairs: Krauthammer's torturous logic

BEAST Calling! - James Dobson's Alliance Defense Fund

Monsters of Metal: Depleted
Uranium & Iraq

    ISSUE# 89
Nov 30, 2005

What a Difference Embedding Makes

MAGICAL REALISM: William Rodriguez sees sleight of hand in WTC attacks

20 Funniest Things About Kelly Holcomb's Concussion

ISSUE# 88
Nov 16, 2005

ETHICS 666: WH Ethics Class Transcript

ALLSTARS OF TORTURE Trading Cards!

20 Funniest Things About
Pastor Joel Osteen Going to Heaven

    ISSUE# 87
Nov 2, 2005

ALL DAY SUCKERS: Getting Fooled Again

The UNDOUCHEABLES: Fitzgerald can't cleanse media pussies

Ask Kim Jong Il

ISSUE# 86
October 19, 2005

GRAND PERJURY: A Miller's Tale

THEATRE OF WAR: Inside the Psy-Ops Studio

BUFFALO SOLDIERS: Hutch Tech's forcible conscription

    ISSUE# 85
October 5, 2005

George Tenet & the Bare Necessities

Bush Declares War on Hurricanes

How to Wipe Your Ass With Buffalo Current

ISSUE# 84
September 21, 2005

POOPAGANDA: Why is it OK for the press to lie?

OF PANDAS & MORONS: Truth
vs. Myth in PA
APOCALYPTIC FUNPAGE!
Play the Blame Game!
Match the Stupid Quote!
Roberts Confirmation Maze

    ISSUE# 83
September 7, 2005

Occupational Hazard: Why They Hate Us

BEAST CALLING: A Tele-prayer with the 700 Club

Point/Counterpoint: A debate on withdrawal

ISSUE# 82
August 24, 2005

Bob Wilmers - Large & in Charge

EVOLUTION ROCKk: Jesus or Darwin, an Ultimatum

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: You Just
Don't Get it

    ISSUE# 81
August 10, 2005

25 MOST LOATHSOME BUFFALONIANS

A MIGHTY WIND: Green Power Threatens Corporations

OHIO PLAYER: Sherrod Brown

ISSUE# 80
July 27, 2005

MERCURY RISING: Big Media Buys the Pharm

IN DEFENSE OF STUPIDITY: Krauthammer vs. Thinking

BOY WONDER: Rove was Always a Scandal

Shred Man Talking

Create your own Action Movie

    ISSUE# 79
July 13, 2005

BLOODY HELL: Tony Blair, Right Honourable Hypocrite

VICIOUS CYCLE: Nailing the Interview

10 QUESTIONS For Scott McClellan
NOTBULL: Numbers & Quotes

ASK DR. CRUISE

ISSUE# 78
June 29, 2005

INDEPENDENCE DAY: 3rd Party Politics for Fun & Profit

LITIGIOUS IDOL: Help select Cellino's replacement

DEAR DONNY: Advice from the Secretary of Defense

    ISSUE# 77
June 15, 2005

Goth's Summer Survival Guide

FREE TO AGREE: Sensenbrenner Says Shut the Hell Up

Getting Rucky in Pyong Yang with Kim Jong Il

ISSUE# 76
June 1, 2005

THE CYBERCLOSET: A Chance Encounter

MONKEY BUSINESS:What to do
about religious conservatives

ARE YOU AN EVIL GENIUS?
Take the Quiz

    ISSUE# 75
May 18, 2006

SURRENDER MONKEYS: Liberals Play Dead in Culture Wars

WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK: Ridge's terror bullshit,

FROM OIL TO OZ

LETTERS FROM LYNNDIE

ISSUE# 74
May 4, 2005

SHILL YOUR TELEVISION:
Musn't-See TV

SUPERWHORES

USA Tomorrow

Filibuster Debate

    ISSUE# 73
April 20, 2006

SPECIAL CRUISE-BAITING EDITION!!

TOP GOON: Cruise Threatens BEAST Over Alleged "Need for Speed"

WHY IS CRUISE SUCH A DICK? An Expert Psychanalysis

ISSUE# 72
April 6, 2005

FREEDOM FROM SPEECH: Universties Threatening America's Hard-won Ignorance

10 Crappiest Things About Downtown Buffalo

Politically Customized Living Will Forms

    ISSUE# 71
March 23, 2005

MINIMALLY CONSCIOUS: Facts are Bit Players in Schiavo Saga

Buckley can Suck Me

ISSUE# 70
Mar 9, 2005

52 Funniest Things about the Upcoming Death of the Pope

METAL MAYHEM: Tumors for Sale

Middle America Out of Step with Mainstream Hollywood Values

    ISSUE# 69
February 23, 2005

GANNONBALLS: Republicans Defend Gay Man, Pigs Fly

The Beastmo DISINFORMER

Sponsored by BIG PANTS VIRTUAL WEIGHT LOSS SYSTEM

ISSUE# 68
Feb 9, 2005

SOYLENT PURPLE: Iraq gets the Finger

FUTURE WORLD NEWS

MONEY MATTAH - Financial Advice from 50 Cent

    ISSUE# 67
January 26, 2005

INAUGURAL BALLS: Increased Freedom Exports Lead to Domestic Shortage

INAUGURAL NUMBERS

BEAST Art Director Accidentally Drinks Own Urine

ISSUE# 66
Jan 12, 2005

50 MOST LOATHSOME
AMERICANS OF'04

The Year in Regret

Tsunami Offers Heartfelt Apology

     

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