|Sept. 7-21, 2006
I am writing, for the second time, to ask that you please remove my name and my email to the editors located on your website ( http://www.buffalobeast.com/44/sic.html ). It was not meant for publication in the first place.
Both my email, and the Beast article to which it referred, are old news. They are no longer relevant and do not need to be on your website.
I will check the website again in a few days, at which point I will write again if my email and name have not been removed. Thank you.
You guys do an otherwise great job with the Beast.
IF IT LEADS IT BLEEDS
Your article is right on time. BuffaloPundit ran a greeting video from her that, I think, has disarmed their Kunz-Goldman files. How about going after the paper's editors and editor in chief?
That’s an excellent idea, David! What do you think we should use—a gun, or something more personal, like a brick?
LOCAL MAN LIKES BAR
Dear Evil Ones,
KINO > KUNZ
thank you so much for your piece on mary goldman. i have long wondered why in the hell any sort of space was devoted to her incoherent, pseudo-hip rantings about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. how come no one said anything sooner?! i can see her sitting at her computer, chuckling softly to herself and congratulating herself for being so damn funny. usually that sort of thinking requires medication, or at least some sort of intervention. it just drove me CRAZY.
but truly, it pleases me to no end that as a publication, you are unafraid to talk about things that others won't. mostly because they're already printing it themselves.
and i will ALWAYS take michael gildea and his utterly fantastic reviews over that has been/never was jeff simon anyday.
Yes, Carolyn, it’s amazing that nobody said anything sooner—except us, on 8/18/04, 10/13/04, 12/22/04, 5/26/05, 8/10/05, 3/1/06, and probably a bunch of other times we can’t remember right now. Pay attention, dammit.
HO DEFENDS PIMP
P.S. You're gonna make fun of me now, aren't you? Ah, well, I expected as much.
[sic] OF WAITING
Since when did you make this a quad-weekly release, I'm not waiting til fucking September for another issue fuck face. I better fucking see an issue on August 23 or I'm going to fuck your shit up. Either that, or I won't buy another Beast T-shirt. I also need a more timely delivery to the Clarence Beast Box. You asshole's made me find a new location for two entire issues, a whole fucking month.EAT SHIT AND DIE.
A faithful beast reader with no money for a subscription, (seriously, I'm at an internet cafe and their trying to make me buy something)
2) You do not accept that Hizbollah's success would be an existential threat to the entire State of Israel.
3) You dredge up the King David Hotel bombing as some sort of eternal curse of Judas. Of course Jews are not perfect. That is one of the basic understandings of Judaism. What you failed to mention about the bombing of the King David hotel, either deliberately to make your point or inadvertently out of ignorance, was that it caused David Ben Gurion to point his guns against the Jewish group that perpetrated the act. He went to the point of sinking a ship that contained several Jewish hands and a cargo of badly needed munitions, because that very terrorist group would not capitulate to the legal authority he eventually established.
Did you ever see Lebanese pointing guns at Hizbollah terrorists? No, the southern Lebanese cheer and rejoice, similar to how they cheered and rejoiced on one auspicious Tuesday, 4 years and 11 months ago. I am sure that some Lebanese hate the Hiz. It's only natural to assume that not all of them want a world class terrorist organization living so close. It's like living with the mob.
4) Finally, your most egregious "sin" is to assume that people who are (spiritually) poorer somehow have dibs on being right. They don't.
Perhaps what you are perceiving as bias toward Israel is just your own personal struggle. You know Israel, imperfect as it is, is right, yet you can't bring yourself to accept such a conformist notion in your head.
My advice to you: grow up.
Wow Sam, you really sized us up. We thought that the American media’s bias in the Israel-Arab conflict was blatant and pervasive, but now we see it’s all in our juvenile minds. And, you know, maybe global warming actually is a hoax. Yeah, and calling the Lebanese “spiritually poorer” than Israelis doesn’t in any way indicate that you are a total dick. Thanks for clearing that up, Sam.
To the tune of "Pretty Boy Floyd" by Woody Guthrie
Come gather round me children
A man who loved his family
He was in Alden prison
Then he took to the trees and rivers
The troopers they closed in
Then Bucky was in his hide out
To be continued ....
That’s real great, Aaron, lionizing a cop-killer like that. Maybe your next number should be a ghost story about a state trooper’s leg.
Thank you for goofing on Bauerle. I have had my own feud with Bauerle for years. You certainly chose the right approach. Please do not regret your decision to call off the madness. Tom is a punk ass bitch (or is that a bitch ass punk?) who does carry a handgun. He has short man's complex with his cowboy boots, his short temper (get it), his alleged shyness, and his HANDGUN. Tom loves to talk about guns but does not have the balls to fight. Remember when Tom punched a fellow employee over a parking space at the old WGR studios in the City? Tom is a chicken shit through and through. I would love to face him in a parking lot and give him a good beat down. He is a white trash punk who received an inadequate public school education and who is now trying to catch up. He once challenged me to an IQ test. Can you imagine that? He has an on-air voice that is different from his private voice. I have met a number of radio and television personalities off the air over the years and I have found most of them to be awkward, unfriendly, strange, and really lacking any reasonable personality at all. Remember Doug, Tom's good buddy from WGR? Doug put out his home telephone number on the air and encouraged people to call him. I called Doug at home. His voice sounded different and he was very unfriendly. I guess that his disabled kid has changed Doug's life. Too bad Doug. Another phoney bum.
Do you know that blonde haired, square jawed bitch from channel 4 who does the weather? I saw her at a local restaurant recently with her huge fat girl friend, presumably from the production booth at WIVB TV. I said hello to her and said that I was a big fan. I did nothing else. She acted like I had called her a "cunt." Notice that she is now growing her hair longer in order to hide her square fucking jaw. Here is a bitch who had no clue about her hair style and wore it so that her square face and jaw were exaggerated. Don't these chicks read the hair and make-up magazines? What a fucking idiot.
Anyway, I love The BEAST. Keep fucking with the assholes. "Fuck you, Tom Bauerle."
NOT GETTING IT
I am writing again to request that you remove my 2004 letter from your website. It can be found at http://www.buffalobeast.com/44/sic.html. As I mentioned before, it was an email never meant for publication. I will continue to make this request on a regular basis until you take the page down or respond in some other way. Thank you.
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