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 The
BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People of 2007Now 30% more subjective! |
 Dictator
Humbly Accepts Electoral DefeatWell that makes sense Stan Goff |
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 The
Grasping Crashing "Black Friday" Andrew Blake |
 The
War On The War OnA metaphorical atrocity IOZ |
 Stop
Being an AssholeI'm talking to you, punk Allison Kilkenny |
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 Growing
Up GanjaHow I learned to stop partying & get a real job Effrey Daniel |
 The
Beast Page 5 Desktop Battle Scene |
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- Letters from our esteemed readers! |
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 Kino
Kwikees: Movie Trailer ReviewsBecause going to movies sucks Michael Gildea |
 Silent
Night, Deadly NightThe first shot in the War on Christmas Matt Cale |
 BEAST-O-ScopesYour completely accurate horoscope |
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Best of The BEAST 2007 |
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 Let
There Be RetardsIan Murphy's "Special Time" at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Sure to enrage anyone who is religious or just has sympathy for the mentally challenged. With video of our stealth "interview" with anti-science lunatic Ken Ham. |
 The
BEAST Reprehensible Guide to Campus Massacres
If it makes you laugh, you're a bad person! |
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 The
BEAST Guide to Mind-boggling Presidential Illusions
You won't believe your candidate! |
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 Chattin'
with Chomsky The esteemed prof finally explains why he hates America |
 Schlep
Boys
An allegory for teflon punditry |
 Ghosts
of Timothy Leary & Hunter S. Thompson
Freedom vs. Authority under the pulsating rainbow vagina |
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 The
BEAST Guide to Presidential Campaign Tiers
How does your favorite rank? |
 Those
Lazy Iraqis It's hard to pull up your socks when your legs have been
blown off |
 The
Britney Budget:
How will celebrity haircuts affect the GDP? |
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 Ye
Neocolonialists
Dems poised to pillage Iraq |
 Taking
One for the Tribe
The Times lies & we're having fun |
 The
Avalanche Threat
No one is safe! |
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 Menace
in Seat 36F:
A true story of airport insecurity |
 God
Hates WomenReligion & feminism do not mix |
 The
BEAST Last-minute Tax Guide & Civil Disobedience Primer: Warning--may
be illegal |
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 The
Truth Spin:
Honesty is the best foreign policy |
 Mr.
BEAST Goes to Washington
Power to the people, or something like it |
 Interview
with Brad Friedman
Who will steal the next election? |
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