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This issue
The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People of 2007
Now 30% more subjective!
Dictator Humbly Accepts Electoral Defeat
Well that makes sense
Stan Goff
The Grasping
Crashing "Black Friday"
Andrew Blake
The War On The War On
A metaphorical atrocity
Stop Being an Asshole
I'm talking to you, punk
Allison Kilkenny
Growing Up Ganja
How I learned to stop partying & get a real job
Effrey Daniel
The Beast Page 5
Desktop Battle Scene
[sic] - Letters from our esteemed readers!
Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews
Because going to movies sucks
Michael Gildea
Silent Night, Deadly Night
The first shot in the War on Christmas
Matt Cale
Your completely accurate horoscope
Best of The BEAST 2007
Let There Be Retards
Ian Murphy's "Special Time" at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Sure to enrage anyone who is religious or just has sympathy for the mentally challenged. With video of our stealth "interview" with anti-science lunatic Ken Ham.
The BEAST Reprehensible Guide to Campus Massacres If it makes you laugh, you're a bad person!
The BEAST Guide to Mind-boggling Presidential Illusions You won't believe your candidate!
Chattin' with Chomsky The esteemed prof finally explains why he hates America Schlep Boys An allegory for teflon punditry Ghosts of Timothy Leary & Hunter S. Thompson Freedom vs. Authority under the pulsating rainbow vagina
The BEAST Guide to Presidential Campaign Tiers How does your favorite rank? Those Lazy Iraqis It's hard to pull up your socks when your legs have been blown off The Britney Budget: How will celebrity haircuts affect the GDP?
Ye Neocolonialists Dems poised to pillage Iraq Taking One for the Tribe The Times lies & we're having fun The Avalanche Threat No one is safe!
Menace in Seat 36F: A true story of airport insecurity God Hates Women
Religion & feminism do not mix
The BEAST Last-minute Tax Guide & Civil Disobedience Primer: Warning--may be illegal
The Truth Spin: Honesty is the best foreign policy Mr. BEAST Goes to Washington Power to the people, or something like it Interview with Brad Friedman Who will steal the next election?

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