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Features

ArrowThe Icewoman Cometh
An actual BEAST report from Ohio
Ian Murphy & Paul Jones

ArrowLast Tangle in Persia
This time, it's demented
Allan Uthman

ArrowCastle of the Darned
Embracing your inner orc
Michael J. Smith

ArrowStop Blaming Ralph
The Nadir of Democratic Credibility
Allison Kilkenny

ArrowThank Heaven for 7-11
Democracy rots from the inside out as a nation of telemarketers and war criminals parties on amid the stench
Joe Bageant

ArrowTriumph of the White Man
"We win again!"
Stan Goff

ArrowApathy Victorious in Iraq!
Millions of Americans Indifferent
Steve Gordon

Faux-tures

ArrowFrom the desks of Alan Schwartz, CEO of Bear Sterns and James Dimon, Chief Executive of JP Morgan
A joint message of hope

ArrowBEAST '08 Presidential Campaign Issue Cards
Play them, or be accused of it anyway!

ArrowThe Wright Stuff
The true story behind Obama's pastor problem
Allan Uthman

ArrowThe BEAST Field Guide to Endangered Voters
Know your demographic strata!

ArrowThe BEAST Campaign Cliché Top 20
Which lazy metaphors are hitting this month?

ArrowA Final Farewell
I'm in a more appropriate place
William F. Buckley Jr.

ArrowThis Just In: You're a Jackass
A Personal News Exclusive
Stone Rockman

ArrowTop 10 Signs the U.S. Economy is Collapsing
Leading indicators of your financial ruin

Departments

ArrowThe Beast Page 5
Disturbing Senatorial Neck Bulge

ArrowKino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews

ArrowBEAST-O-Scopes
Your completely accurate horoscope

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The BEAST Campaign Cliché Top 20

    Cliché

    Prior chart position

  1. Do-over

    17

  1. Cauterize

    134

  1. Dog-whistle

    47

  1. Surge

    3

  1. Kitchen sink

    29

  1. Wheelhouse

    87

  1. It’s the [blank], stupid

    56

  1. Real change

    1

  1. Firewall

    2

  1. Maverick

    22

  1. Smoke-filled room

    44

  1. Valedictorian

    11

  1. Kennedyesque

    6

  1. Messiah

    9

  1. Moving the goalposts

    31

  1. [blank] in a pantsuit

    5

  1. Post-racial

    12

  1. Chardonnay

    11

  1. Knockout Blow

    3

  1. Hucka-[blank]

    5



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