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Features

BEAST Faces Existential Threat
A naked appeal for money

A Special Welcome from Hardcore Hillary Voters
The Sour Grapes of Wrath

Chabad to the Bone
A very special Passover
Paul Jones
Exhuming McCarthy
Tailgunner Joe speaks
Allan Uthman
The Nader Fader
The amazing disappearing candidate
Ian Murphy
OPERATION STUPORDELEGATE
"Senator Clinton" calls a few Superdelegates, with erratic results.
THUG MOTIVATIN'
Buffalo's own "Bags of Money" raps about his unique brand of self-help program.
ZINNTERVIEW!
Howard Zinn plays along

World News, American Views
Images from around the globe, with captions Americans care about.

The Great Estrangement
Matt Taibbi's The Great Derangement
Book Review by Paul Jones
Oedipus Dreck
Madonna's old, Hard Candy
Music Review by Eric Lingenfelter
Departments:
Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews
Michael Gildea
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Penis-Shrinking Endocrine Receptor Agonist

BEAST-O-Scopes
Completely accurate horoscopes

[sic] - Letters from our esteemed readers!
Best of The BEAST
The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People of 2007
Now 30% more subjective!
 
The BEAST Reprehensible Guide to Campus Massacres If it makes you laugh, you're a bad person!
Let There Be Retards
Ian Murphy's "Special Time" at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Sure to enrage anyone who is religious or just has sympathy for the mentally challenged. With video of our stealth "interview" with anti-science lunatic Ken Ham.
The BEAST Guide to Mind-boggling Presidential Illusions You won't believe your candidate!
Battle of the Network Stars: Presidential Elections: Bad for Democracy?

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