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Features
FROM THE DITCH OF A BLUE-COLLAR GUY FROM BUFFALO
A welcoming message from Russert country

BIG FUSS
Tim Russert, "A guy who did the news and just died"
Paul Jones
THE WRATH OF CON
A faith healer in Buffalo
Ian Murphy
MEDIA MANNERS
Media Matters for America's mission creep
Allan Uthman
GETTING FIT WITH JOHN McCAIN
My friends, this workout is for all hardworking Americans
SUMMER GAS-SAVING TIPS
Stave off bankruptcy with these helpful suggestions!
PEN OR SWORD
Retired Navy Commander Ken Huber on Iran, Obama & Bathtub Admirals
Russ Wellen

EAT SHIT & DIE
Diseased veggies are the meat industry's fault
Allison Kilkenny

OLD DOGS & HARD TIME
Convicted rapists are people too
Joe Bageant
THE DISPOSABLE OATH
Goff Angry!
Stan Goff
Departments:
Waxy Beast: Music Reviews By Eric Lingenfelter Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews
Michael Gildea
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Appalling Racist Anachronism

BEAST-O-Scopes
Completely accurate horoscopes

[sic] - Letters from our esteemed readers!
Best of The BEAST
The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People of 2007
Now 30% more subjective!
 
The BEAST Reprehensible Guide to Campus Massacres If it makes you laugh, you're a bad person!
Let There Be Retards
Ian Murphy's "Special Time" at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Sure to enrage anyone who is religious or just has sympathy for the mentally challenged. With video of our stealth "interview" with anti-science lunatic Ken Ham.
The BEAST Guide to Mind-boggling Presidential Illusions You won't believe your candidate!

 


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