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A PROLEGEMONOUS EPISTLE FROM EUSTACE TILLEY
The New Yorker mascot on this Obama cover balderdash

SPECIAL IRAN WAR PREVIEW!
The sequels just keep coming!
Paul Jones
TERROR ALERT!
The absolutely true story of how The BEAST smuggled al Qaeda into the U.S.
Ian Murphy
7 DIRTY WORDS YOU'D NEVER HEAR TODAY
Carlin was one cool [expletive deleted]
Allison Kilkenny
TOP 10 IDIOCIES OF THE GENERAL ELECTION
It's a list. You like lists.
Allan Uthman
ZIRINTERVIEW!
Sportswriter Dave Zirin stoops to our level
THE ASSHOLE DISEASE
The EDD epidemic
Eric Lingenfelter
Departments:
Waxy Beast: Music Reviews By Eric Lingenfelter Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews
Michael Gildea
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Phony Autistic Baby

BEAST-O-Scopes
Completely accurate horoscopes

[sic] - Letters from our esteemed readers!

Other Stuff
The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People of 2007
Now 30% more subjective!
 
The BEAST Reprehensible Guide to Campus Massacres If it makes you laugh, you're a bad person!
Let There Be Retards
Ian Murphy's "Special Time" at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Sure to enrage anyone who is religious or just has sympathy for the mentally challenged. With video of our stealth "interview" with anti-science lunatic Ken Ham.
The BEAST Guide to Mind-boggling Presidential Illusions You won't believe your candidate!


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