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AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM GEORGIA GOVERNOR SONNY PERDUE
The Russians are coming!

IMPEACH OR BEHEAD?
Which should be our gooaal?
Ian Murphy
GROOMING THE BEAST
Professor Robin Dunbar on your primate brain and its societal limitations
MOLDY DICK
John McCain's fraudulent legend
Allan Uthman
ABOMINABLE G-MEN
Bringing a camera to the DNC? You might be a terrorist
Allison Kilkenny
CONSPIRACY CORNER
Bruce Ivins: Patsy, madman or more?
Ian Murphy
BUSH HAD BETTER INVADE IRAN OR MY REPUTATION IS FUCKED
Seymour Hersh
A PROMOTIONAL MESSAGE FROM BLACKWATER
FUCK BILL CLINTON
Seriously.
Matt Cale
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Michael Gildea
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BEAST-O-Scopes
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Other Stuff
The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People of 2007
Now 30% more subjective!
 
The BEAST Reprehensible Guide to Campus Massacres If it makes you laugh, you're a bad person!
Let There Be Retards
Ian Murphy's "Special Time" at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Sure to enrage anyone who is religious or just has sympathy for the mentally challenged. With video of our stealth "interview" with anti-science lunatic Ken Ham.
The BEAST Guide to Mind-boggling Presidential Illusions You won't believe your candidate!


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