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DISASTROUS MESSAGE FROM ANDERSON COOPERLive from wherever it's windy |
 GENERAL
ELECTION: THE BOARD GAMEAn extremely tedious and depressing activity for Americans from 35-73 |
KRISTOL BALLS Bill Kristol, revolutionary feminist Allison Kilkenny |
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 PALIN-DRONESIt's official: Women are idiots Allan Uthman |
 WHY
REDNECKS RULE THE WORLDJoe Bageant |
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 CARPOCALYPSE
NOWAn inebriated survey of hard-working Americans Ian Murphy |
 GOD:
STILL DEADPharyngula's hellbound PZ Myers chats with us about religous idiocy, bigotry and other American pastimes |
 BIGFOOT
TAKES GOLD IN MEN'S FREESTYLE NEWS FILLWarning: May not be true Steve Gordon |
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DESKS OF IWO JIMAAn American tale from the heart of Huckabee Clint Eastwood |
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Kwikees: Movie Trailer ReviewsMichael Gildea |
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Beast: Music Reviews By Eric Lingenfelter |
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BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People of 2007Now 30% more subjective! |
 The
BEAST Reprehensible Guide to Campus Massacres
If it makes you laugh, you're a bad person! |
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There Be RetardsIan Murphy's "Special Time" at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Sure to enrage anyone who is religious or just has sympathy for the mentally challenged. With video of our stealth "interview" with anti-science lunatic Ken Ham. |
 The
BEAST Guide to Mind-boggling Presidential Illusions
You won't believe your candidate! |
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