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Features
A DISASTROUS MESSAGE FROM ANDERSON COOPER
Live from wherever it's windy

 GENERAL ELECTION: THE BOARD GAME
An extremely tedious and depressing activity for Americans from 35-73
KRISTOL BALLS
Bill Kristol, revolutionary feminist
Allison Kilkenny
PALIN-DRONES
It's official: Women are idiots
Allan Uthman
WHY REDNECKS RULE THE WORLD
Joe Bageant
CARPOCALYPSE NOW
An inebriated survey of hard-working Americans
Ian Murphy
GOD: STILL DEAD
Pharyngula's hellbound PZ Myers chats with us about religous idiocy, bigotry and other American pastimes
BIGFOOT TAKES GOLD IN MEN'S FREESTYLE NEWS FILL
Warning: May not be true
Steve Gordon
The Beast Page 5
Subtly Racist Contrived Voting Bloc
THE DESKS OF IWO JIMA
An American tale from the heart of Huckabee
Clint Eastwood
Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews
Michael Gildea
Waxy Beast: Music Reviews By Eric Lingenfelter

Palin-Scopes!
Completely accurate horoscopes in the form of koans about the Alaska Governor

[sic] - Letters from our esteemed readers!

Other Stuff
The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People of 2007
Now 30% more subjective!
 
The BEAST Reprehensible Guide to Campus Massacres If it makes you laugh, you're a bad person!
Let There Be Retards
Ian Murphy's "Special Time" at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Sure to enrage anyone who is religious or just has sympathy for the mentally challenged. With video of our stealth "interview" with anti-science lunatic Ken Ham.
The BEAST Guide to Mind-boggling Presidential Illusions You won't believe your candidate!

 


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