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A REAL AMERICAN?
This election season, we’re hearing an awful lot about “Real Americans.” But do you know if you make the grade? Find out by taking this fun quiz! It's even more fun than a loyalty oath! (Note: Taking quizzes may or may not be American.)
What kind of books do you read?
2. What music do you like?
3. How do you feel about religious tolerance?
4. Big cities are:
5. Small towns are:
6. Global warming is
7. Contraception is:
8. Sarah Palin is:
9. The mainstream press is:
10. George W. Bush is:
11. Saddam’s missing WMDs were:
12. African Americans are:
Tally your score: Give yourself 0 points for every time you answered A, 1 point for each B, and 2 points for C.
0-8 Points – Un-American: You are a cancer on this once-great country’s soul. Why don’t you pack up your espresso machine and move to France, where you belong?
9- 16 points – Semi-American: You may not be a Marxist, but your tolerance for other points of view threatens our national security.
17 points or more – Real American: Congratulations! Your patriotic hatred for all that is unfamiliar is the hallmark of a fine, worthy citizen of this great Christian nation. Now get out there and bully a liberal!
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