
This issue:
FREEPERSCOPES!
Your horoscope expressed cryptically by the stupidest, most dangerously
hateful & bigoted conservatives on the internet!
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
No kidding, I thought everyone knew Obama is a Muslim.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
We were always taught growing up that McCarthy was an evil, horrible, alcoholic
who destroyed good people’s reputations. I now think that McCarthy was
just ahead of his time.
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Barack Hussein Obama, blessed be his name, is not a Muslim! and once he is declared
Caliph any infidel who utters such blasphemy will be put to death!Aquarius (Jan
20 – Feb 18)
Although I can’t call him a muslim, I also can’t call him a Christian.
I would almost have to say that he’s more not a Christian than not a muslim...
Pisces (Feb 18 – Mar 20)
How do you say ACORN in Muslimese? ALLAH AKHBAR!
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Truth is, if Obama was a Muslim and now practices Christianity, a call would
be made for his death. He IS a muslim and is allowed to pretend he is otherwise
to fool infidels. Reject Obama or you and yours will convert or die!
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
Hussein is an Arabic [Shiite] name ... So, if Obama is a Muslim, he’s
probably a Shiite. And, if a Shiite, then his madrassa in Indonesia of his youth
was perhaps Wahabbi...the most strict. I suppose all that information is burried
or hidden.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Oh oh, sounds like someone is a little pissed. Will they go after the Muzzie?
It’s okay, Zero says these things with a “wink” to his Mussie
buds. We know they can lie whenever they need to deceive.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
He was raised a socialist, Muslim pinko.
Leo (July 23 – Aug 22)
Anyone who would back Osama Obama is definitely no conservative. Traitor is
more like it.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
But Colin, Obama IS a Muslim....you will know if gets elected....and then what
will you say?
Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
republicans have never claimed he is muslim, Powell is lying.
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