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Issue 134: January

THE 50 MOST LOATHSOME AMERICANS of 2008

One last, long, horrifying look back.

STUPID, or HOW TO LOSE MONEY RUNNING A SPEED LAB
Part III: The Grand Plan John Dolan

Change You Can Smoke?
Is Obama smart enough to end the drug war?
Alexander Zaitchik

Invasion of the Outsiders
Regular people infect DC Anchor Downs

A New Year's Greeting from the last Mumbai terrorist

How to run an election
Minnesota gets it right
Brad Friedman
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Racial Hysteric
Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews
Michael Gildea
Waxy Beast: Music Reviews By Eric Lingenfelter

Beast-O-Scopes!
Your completely accurate horoscope

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