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Issue 135: March

THE GHOST OF SLAIN BLACK PANTHER FRED HAMPTON APOLOGIZES FOR LACK OF FEBRUARY ISSUE DESPERATE BUT NOT SERIOUS
No relief from Republican math
Allan Uthman
WEB EXCLUSIVE!
OUR CONVERSATION WITH
DR. DANIEL DENNETT
THE IDIOT MACHINE
A story of poop-covered failure
Ian Murphy

BOUGHT, FAT & LAUDED
Someone stop Tom Friedman before he types again
Matt Taibbi

STUPID, or HOW TO LOSE MONEY RUNNING A SPEED LAB
Part IV: Every Flake a $20 Bill
John Dolan
AIR FORCE DUMB
Chemtrails: The nonexistent killer
Alexander Zaitchik

GOD HATES PHELPS
WNY to Westboro weirdoes: Talk to the hand
Ian Murphy

CELEBRITY POP QUIZ!
Paul Craig Roberts fails to apply himself

ASK MUZZAMIL HASSAN
Relationship advice from the founder of Bridges TV

EXTREME MAKEOVER: GITMO EDITION
Improving our nation's curb appeal
GOP CHAIRMAN CALLS OBAMA SPEECH 'WIGGIDY-WHACK'
Rap battle threatened
Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews
Michael Gildea
Waxy Beast: Music Reviews By Eric Lingenfelter

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