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Issue 136

DR. STRANGELOVE EXPAINS THE ISRAEL LOBBY ONE LUMP OR TWO?
Fake Fascism & Phony Outrage
Allan Uthman
PHILOSOPHER JOHN R. SEARLE STOOPS TO OUR LEVEL
WEB EXCLUSIVE!
GIVE ME IDIOCY OR GIVE ME DEATH
Ian Murphy attends a local teabagging

CREDIBILITY DEFAULT SWAP
Obama: The best pitchman Goldman Sachs ever had
Matt Taibbi

STUPID, or HOW TO LOSE MONEY RUNNING A SPEED LAB
Part 5: Back to Berkeley for the Big Epiphany
John Dolan
BEST NEWS CHANNEL IN THE WORLD
You should watch AlJazeera English, but you can't
Anchor Downs

THE LORD CLOWN HAS RISEN!
A Beaster Miracle!
Ian Murphy

PARANORMAL ESTATE
Money tight? Make up some stuff about ghosts
Eileen Jones

BLACKBEARD BLOWBACK
As fun as shooting pirates is, it may not be smart
Allison Kilkenny

A NEW OR GENTLYUSED ECONOMY
11common sense ways to beat the recession
The Beast Page 5
Unintentionally Hilarious Metaphor
Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews
Michael Gildea
Waxy Beast: Music Reviews By Eric Lingenfelter

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Ian Murphy's "Special Time" at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Sure to enrage anyone who is religious or just has sympathy for the mentally challenged. With video of our stealth "interview" with anti-science lunatic Ken Ham.
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