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ArrowAYATOLLAH KHAMENEI DISCOVERS TWITTER

ArrowWHORES ON TERROR
Never mind the waterboarding, here's the sodomy
Allan Uthman

Arrow WHAT'S THE B.I.G. IDEA?
Karl Widerquist wants to give you instant cash now!

ArrowOPEN ASS, INSERT HEAD
If Paulson's a hero, I'm Batman
Matt Taibbi

ArrowFUTURE SHLOCK!
Ian Murphy pesters geniuses about robots

ArrowROEDER THE MAYBE KILLER
No one really thinks abortion is murder
Erich Shulte

ArrowFIRST GITMO DETAINEE BROUGHT TO U.S. ESCAPES & KILLS 5,600 IN ‘HELLISH FLAMES’

ArrowBECOMING A BETTER PERSON
How to avoid not doing nothing
Eileen Jones

ArrowDAVID DUKE OR SONIA SOTOMAYOR?
Can you tell the diffrence?

Departments

ArrowThe Beast Page 5 "Suicide"

ArrowWaxy Beast: Music Reviews
by Stephen Douglas

ArrowKino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews
by Michael Gildea

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