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ISSUE 137

AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI TWITTERS TO THE BEAST WHORES ON TERROR
Never mind the waterboarding, here's the sodomy
Allan Uthman
WHAT'S THE B.I.G. IDEA?
Karl Widerquist wants to give you instant cash now!
FUTURE SHLOCK!
Ian Murphy pesters geniuses about robots

OPEN ASS, INSERT HEAD
If Paulson's a hero, I'm Batman
Matt Taibbi

FIRST GITMO DETAINEE BROUGHT TO U.S. ESCAPES & KILLS 5,600 IN ‘HELLISH FLAMES’
BECOMING A BETTER PERSON
How to avoid not doing nothing
Eileen Jones

DAVID DUKE OR SONIA SOTOMAYOR?
Can you tell the diffrence?

The Beast Page 5 "Suicide"
ROEDER THE MAYBE KILLER
No one really thinks abortion is murder
Erich Shulte
Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews
Michael Gildea
Waxy Beast: Music Reviews Stephen Douglas
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