doesn't seem to be an aspect of sex that I haven't heard about or experienced.
Along with my education as a Sexologist, I am also a Dominatrix with
a phone sex service, and believe Me, the amusement in my daily life
Now you too will entertain Me as I you, and, if you’re
lucky, you’ll become as twisted as I am.
I will answer your questions, so everyone can learn about
sexuality with no misinformation. I will improve your sexual knowledge
with naughty masturbating tips, the how-to of bondage, the what-the-hell
of fetishes, etc.There will be something for everyone: male, female,
straight, gay, lesbian, transgender, cross-dressers, transsexuals, submissives
(my personal favorite), the frustrated and the freaks...
Let’s get started.
I have a really odd attraction to pornographic animation.
I don’t look at it all the time, but when I do, I get really turned
on by pictures of women being anally penetrated by alien creatures or
machines. I also have this fantasy about being clamped up on an examination
table and being penetrated by inanimate objects. I feel like a freak.
I have run across these types of images you’re talking
about, and damn! … Although this sounds freaky, you’re not a freak per
se, you just have a fetish for cartoon women, aliens, & anal
penetration. I would suggest, if have a partner, that you bring some
bondage play into the bedroom, letting you feel your fantasy. You could
work up to using inanimate objects, but please make sure they that won’t
physically harm you or get lost somewhere up in there—your anus is one
hell of a Hoover. As far as getting a real anal probe from Yoda, you’re
probably out of luck unless you want to camp out in the NV desert for
a few months with a giant neon arrow pointing at your ass.
Dear Mistress Monique,
I’ve been happily married for almost 20 years. I have
a fantasy that I dream about each night. I want to be with a woman who
is lactating and taste her sweet mother's milk. I am really not interested
in having any sex; I would just like to nurse. Have you ever heard of
This is a very common fantasy. A lot of men develop this
fantasy if their wives do not breast feed or did not allow them to experiment
while they were lactating. It may also derive from an incident in your
childhood (that is another chapter). In any event, there are a lot of
women that offer this service. You can find providers on the internet
or please e-mail me directly and I can refer you to sites that advertise
for milk maids. Enjoy
Dear Mistress Monique,
I am getting married next month and my fiancé and I
are both pretty extreme sexually. He suggested that we have my best
friend, who I love dearly, be our wedding gift to each other, meaning
he wants her to have sex with us for our present. I am cool with it,
just wondering if in the future will it come back to haunt me?
Dear Sexed up,
If you’re comfortable
with it, as well as your future hubby and girlfriend, then I would
say no. I can see no reason why this would haunt you; in fact it
may even bring all of you closer...
Mistress Monique (http://www.moniquem.com/)