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THE
BEAST PAGE 3
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INEFFECTIVE
POT BROWNIE
Name:
Hershey's Triple Chocolate Chunk Schwag Surprise
Turn-ons:
Ovens pre-heated to 325 degrees Fahrenheit, the phrase "I
think it's working," chocolate chunks, the new Star Wars
trailer
Turn-offs:
DDT, mandatory minimum drug sentences, high altitudes, anything
involving carob
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I Became THE BEAST PAGE 3 Ineffective Pot Brownie: I don't
know where these retards get the idea that you can make crappy
grass better somehow by converting it into brownie form. All
they did was ruin a perfectly good batch of brownies with a
ton of old, impotent dirty-tasting leaves. Yecch! I'm fattening
and nasty-tasting at the same time, and I am an utter failure
in my only purpose for existence.
Future
Plans: I'm probably going to dry up here on the counter,
since everyone finally acknowledged that the mission was a
bust after eating all of my counterparts. Eventually I'll
be pried off with a spatula when these losers finally run
out of clean dishes, in a couple of weeks or so. I'll probably
be partially consumed at a garbage dump by a rat-he won't
get high, either.
How
I'd Like to be Remembered: A lover, a fighter; a brownie
that made a difference. Also as a better overall experience
than eating a pan of too-potent pot brownies, which can really
suck…or so I've heard.
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