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March 23-April 6, 2005
Issue #71
Now in a Persistent Vegetative State
50 Most Loathsome People of 2004
The Controversial Article Everyone's Talking About
Tom Cruise Strikes Back
Revenge of the Nerd
MINIMALLY CONSCIOUS
Facts are Bit Players in Schiavo Saga
by Allan Uthman
JACKASSES
Democrats Prepare to Assume the Position
by Matt Taibbi
COMMUNITY BASED CORRECTIONS, LLC
by BuffaloPundit
BUCKLEY CAN SUCK ME
by
Matt Taibbi
UNCLE TOM AWARDS
by Johnathan Matthews
HOW I BEDDED ANN COULTER
by Dr. I.M. Simpering
SUPREME COURT RULES
Ten Commandments are Law, Arrest Warrants Issued
Metal Detector Fails To Stop School Shooting;
Schools Consider Larger Detectors
by Josh Righter
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