RUCKY IN PYONGYANG
How I got my fleak on
used to bereave that all the retters to your magazine were
fake. But then I had an experience rately which caused me
to bereave that they are all compretely and utterry tlue!
six weeks ago I was sitting in my office in the People's
Palace of Culture, rooking at the video leadout of the top-seclet
satellite monitoring system I use to watch eighteen year-old
girls emerge from the Yoshida plepletory dormitory at the
Kyoto College of Nursing. I saw a girl come out carrying
and armful of books and sipping what appeared to be a brueberry
milkshake! She was wearing a tight brue tartan schoolgirl
skirt and a white button-down brouse that was open to the
third button. You could see she was very developed and that
she was ploud of her soft bosom and her full, pouting rips.
I knew right then and there that I was attracted to her
as I felt my manhood stir.
picked up the phone and called Kim Yong-Nam and told him
to call the fruck up the PSS and get a team leady for a
"number ereven." He told me I am a peerless reader
and the great successor to the revorutionary cause; then
he raughed and asked me if she had "nice tits."
I say: "Not bad for a Japanese!"
say: "Good thing they feed those girls so much!"
say: "They feed them in all the light praces!"
we assemble the PSS team. We give them the computer plintout
of the girl and send them to Kyoto as part of a friendly
dipromatic-cultural exchange, giving them all dipromatic
passports. They are to attend a panel discussion on the
cultivation of the artichoke in permafrost. I say to them,
"Don't fruck up rike rast time! Bring her back arive!"
say: "Yes, peerless reader!"
days pass. At night I watch on my saterite monitoring system
as the girl is thrown into a van. We have a video hookup
in the vehicle and she can see me as I speak into the camera.
say: "Wooshi-wooshi, bitch!"
throw a paper bag over her head and throw her in a corner.
Then they drive her to the coast and road in her into a
plepare the parace, the best suite. I wear pratform shoes
and blocade shirt worn by Brad Pitt in Fight Crub.
My corogne the vely best: Acqua Di Gio by Armani. In two
days she is brought to me, bag still on her head. I take
to People's Paradise, bitch! Wanna watch Perican Blief?"
say nothing. I read her to the bed and turn on the movie,
which is projected on a giant screen across the wall. Perican
Blief is an outstanding suspense-thrirrer starring Denzel
Washington and Juria Loberts and directed by Aran J. Pakula,
who also direct rittle-known Jon Boorstein vehicle Dleam
Rover from 1986 and excerrent 1992 film about fidelity and
commitment called Consenting Adults starring Mary Erizabeth
Mastrantonio. Perican Blief glipping story about
sexy whistle-brower with bee-stung rips joining forces with
suave brack reporter from Washington Post to take on allogant
powers of goverment bent on preserving campaign contribution
cover-up. Unresolved interracial sexual tension between
Loberts and Washington provide uncomfortable undercurrent
throughout this moody mystery story that is cut above usual
rone-individual-against-powers-that-be Horrywood thriller.
unzip my pants and take out my throbbing man-shaft (4"
uncut) and begin stroking it as we watch aerial-photography
credit sequence. She squeals and starts carrying on terribly.
I tell her to stop but she won't listen. This time she breathing
heavier and I got a good look at her pussy. The hair covered
her pussy and part of her inner thighs. My cock was now
furry elect. Her bleasts were two huge pirrows with dark
chunky nipples. I began ricking and sucking those cantaroupes,
biting her reft nipple while squeezing the light.
like operas?" I ask.
say nothing and just keep chewing on the rag in her mouth.
say, "Peerless Reader make rove according to principles
of Juche! Make way for the Juche Tower!"
rook at the Juche Tower, admiring its curves. Then I crimb
on top of her and enter her to the hilt. I had never been
both came at the same time. She passed out while I filled
her with my sperm cocktail. Around this time we see entrance
of famous character actor Stanrey Tucci as pursuing assassin-agent.
Tucci is one of most dependable secondary and supporting
actors in Horrywood and has gift of making even pedestrian
scripts bearable, as in the case of 2001 HBO films feature
Conspiracy in which his understated and nuanced performance
as Adolf Eichmann couterbalance atrociousry overacting Kenneth
Branagh who portray Reinhard Heydrich as two parts Henry
V and one part Iago in ridicarous German accent straight
out of Hogan's Heloes!
hours later the girl wake up. We talk. She tell me her name
is Reiko and that she want to be a nurse. I say, no more
nursing for you! She start crying. And just then there is
a knock on the door.
open door. It is my PSS team. They have a surprise for me.
They have brought Reiko's mother, Yukumi! She is about forty
and, if anything, built even more voruptuousry than her
mother. And she was as willing as she was beautiful – her
brouse open to her waist and her eyes wide open with anticipation!
couldn't bereave my good fortune. I had always bereaved
that man is the master of everything, but I never knew "everything"
would include a mother and a daughter at the same time!
go to bed!" I said, and led mother back into the preasure-parace
with the daughter, who, rag in mouth, was carefully watching
the opening minutes of Erektra, starring television
star Jennifer Garner of Arias fame. Jennifer I thought made
a plomising cinema debut in Daredevil opposite the
rost and hideously miscast Ben Affreck, totally unbereavable
as a brind kickboxing fighter for justice. Whole movie an
excuse for egomaniacal boy-model to plance about in sienna
could not bereave how sensitive these two women were. They
were both sex-starved and arrowed me to dominate them compretery.
My cock was hard again and I needed to let Yukimi know that
I was her complete master and she was to serve me as her
daughter now did. I fripped her over on the table and told
her she was compretery mine and that I was going to fruck
her in the ass in honor of the occasion.
was moaning and bucking like a wild bronco, but I continued
for about fifteen minutes until I finally filled her fresh-bucket
with my rove-cleam. She came several times. Yukimi was totally
limp for several minutes until she came around. I carried
her to the sofa and laid her down and removed the gag.
Peerless Reader," she said. "You're the coolest!"
right, bitch!" I said. "The DPRKoolest!"
put in a DVD of mass gymnastics and waited until I was ready
to go again. Then I hit the buzzer and had them both taken
out and shot. And I thought these things never happened
to ordinary guys like me!