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July 27 - August 10, 2005
Issue #80

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Mercury Rising
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In Defense of Stupidity
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Misadventures of Boy Wonder
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Shred Man Talking
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Bass Priorities

Brian “Tool” Higgins exerted some political muscle by getting Gov. George Pataki to go along with the creation of an authority to oversee redevelopment of Buffalo’s waterfront. Now that this has been accomplished, what is their top priority? Sinking 60 million dollars plus into a Bass Pro superstore in the old War Memorial Auditorium.

Usual suspects involved in this project include friend of Artvoice Larry Quinn, former Ambassador to Malta for the Bush administration Tony Gioia, and casino attorney Mike Powers.

Casino attorney? Well, Mike Powers represented certain downtown interests (read: parking lot magnate Carl Paladino) in their courageous and ultimately successful bid to force the Seneca Nation of Indians to open a third WNY casino in downtown Buffalo. If you go to www.basspro.com, you’ll find that they just happen to have experience in the retail/casino development field in Las Vegas. Not that they’d want to be a part of something like that in the old Aud. It’s just interesting, that’s all.

Anyway, getting the Bass Pro deal done is job number one for our latest panel of experts. A couple of summers ago, friends of Bass Pro tried to ram it through in the middle of a summer session of the New York Legislature. It’s a time of year when public opposition to controversial expenditures of government money is at a low ebb thanks to the kind of weather which allows people to actually get out enjoy things such as Buffalo’s waterfront.

Did you know that with no casino attached to it, the Bass Pro is projected to draw four million people a year? Don’t know where that figure came from but it was dutifully reprinted by The Buffalo News, so it must be true.

If all goes well you could be getting your video crack fix while pickin’ up some bait and tackle by next Christmas. But be advised: with all the raw sewage seeping into the lake from the notoriously incompetent Buffalo Sewer Authority, you’ll want to be careful with the ice fishing.

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