BEAST PAGE 3
Nonexistent Pentagon Program
Data mining, Mohammed Atta, the 9-11 commission, destroying
key intelligence documents, plausible deniability, FOX news
and sippin’ Baby Cristal.
National security, sharing information with the FBI, those
kooky conspiracy theorists, Rep. Curt Weldon, Carrot Top,
disclosure, scrutiny, human life.
I got to be The BEAST PAGE 3 Nonexistent Pentagon Program:
While there is no evidence at this time to either confirm
or deny our own existence, we may or may not have memories
of seeing or not seeing, and/or being ordered to or not ordered
to destroy thousands of intelligence reports pertaining to
9-11 ring leader Mohamed Atta a full two years before 2001.
Of course we can neither confirm nor deny these allegations,
as there is no proof of said documents, as they may or may
not have been destroyed by, ahem us and, as mentioned above,
um… hey, look over there, what is that? HURRICANE AHHHHH!
Ok now what was the question?
plans: Most of us envision keeping our mouths shut
and being promoted, while some plan on being blocked from
testifying before a Senate panel by pentagon lawyers and a
few of us foresee being painted as America hating crack pots
until we either revise our stories, or die one by one in a
series of horrible “skiing accidents.”
I’d like to be remembered: Not at all.