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50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005

Our disturbingly popular annual list of the foulest among us, for a particularly objectionable year.
The Year in Ephemera
A look back at '05, in Timeline form.
 

Gullerstein Predicts!
Iron-clad predictions for the new year.
 

Strange but True: Dick Cheney

5-Day Celebrity Forecast

20 Funniest Things about Pastor Joel Osteen goingto Heaven
N. Sorrenti

Wop/Counterwop
A pointed debate between two famous Italian stereotypes on Judge Samuel Alito.

B-b-b-bye, Sharon-a
What you won't be hearing.
 by Paul Jones

What's Going On
You just don't know, do you?
A. Monkey

Mine Shaft
Undermining mine safety.
by Kit Smith


Osama & the Suicidal Zealots
Hummer
iPod nano
Rendition Air
Holy Rooter
 
Craftsman Power Tools
The Army Reserve
Bidil
Mitchum deodorant
Big Pants Virtual Weightloss
 

50 Most Loathsome Americans 2004
Torture Allstars trading cards
BEAST Calls the 700 Club
White House ethics class transcript
Inside the Psy-ops Studio
Krauthammer: Kicking ass & splitting hairs
 
Occupational Hazards
Judy Miller book excerpt
Taibbi's top 10 reasons to vote Republican
Superwhores: DLC's secret identity
Open letter to Jessica Alba
Ask Vlad
Mad Cow: Swallowing the Bull

Special Cruise-Baiting Issue
Top Goon: Cruise 'Losin' It' over Loathsome List
Ask Dr. Cruise
  
Why is Tom Cruise Such a Dick?
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