Wop/Counterwop

• I likea this guy, Alito, ah. He makea the Italians looka good. He’sa go to Yale—that’sa the Ivya League!

• Utsamattafayou?! The Ivya League, she’s no likea the Italians. Alito, he’sa Italian likea the Olive Garden—or likea you ravioli.

• You justa jealous, ah? Alito, he’sa respecta for the famiglia, ah? The sanctity ofa life, ah?

• Respecta for the famiglia?! Ifa he’s electa to the Suprema Court, a woman, she’sa suck outta the baby witha what? Plumba’sa helpa! That’sa for the doctor, ah!

• I don’ta likea the judiciala acativism, ah. Alito he’sa follow the constitution, nota cut it uppa likea the pizza.

• You wanna talka judiciala acativism? What abouta the Scalia, ah? He no likea the congress! He anda Alito, they shoota more holes ina the constitution thana Luckya Luciano!

• I thinka you been eata too many musharoom or breaka too many bricksa witha you head, ah? Alito, he gonna follow the law, nota hisa personala beliefs. That’sa what he said.

• That’sa nota whata he saysa when he wanta the job lasta time. What makesa you think he tella the truth now, ah?

• Diannea Feinastein, she’sa believe in him. Besides, he alsoa said he believes ina stronga nationala defense anda good policea force.

• This guy, he remindsa me ofa Il Duce! There’sa gonna be Koopa Troopas goosea-steppin’ downa the streets! You wait.

• Stilla, I don’ta care for thisa namea “Scalito.” It’sa racist, making the fun ofa his anda Scalia’s backaround.

• Issa reference to hisa judicial philosphia! And I don’ta think you anda me gonna getta no inavitation to no Italian American Founadationa dinner anyatimea soona eitha.

• That’sa for sure, ah!? Hey, dida I forgetta to mention: Alito, he’sa no likea the blacks anda the Latinos.

• Eh, why don’ta you saysa that ina the firsta place! I guessa he’sa real paesano after all!