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Idiot Box by Matt Bors


Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch

Bob the Angry Flower by Stephen Notely

 

 

 

Balance, Bias & Bullshit
"Balanced" news is making you more stupider.
Allan Uthman

Belly of the Beast
An inexplicable adventure with Al Gore.
Ian Murphy		  
Come Frey with Me
Advance excerpt from James Frey's new "memoir."
Chris Riordan
     
Lighting the fuse
Stop waiting for Democrats to fix the country.
Stan Goff
  

Stupor Bowl
Are you ready for some duuuuhhh?
Paul Jones
 

The BEAST Poll: Suprising Results on Eavesdropping, 2nd Term Expectations

Super Stats: Super Bowl Numbers

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50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005
Our disturbingly popular annual list of the foulest among us, for a particularly objectionable year.

Reader Opinion
Why only one foreign Nation Downtown?

Ask an NSA Spook
He's Listening...

Planet of the Apes
The hope of an animal society.
A. Monkey

Mad Science
The science of corruption.
by Kit Smith


Erectile Dysfunction?
Ray Kroc Nat'l Booty Endowment
Hummer
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Rendition Air
Holy Rooter
 
Gillette Mach 9
Craftsman Power Tools
The Army Reserve
Bidil
Mitchum deodorant
Big Pants Virtual Weightloss
 

50 Most Loathsome Americans 2004
Torture Allstars trading cards
BEAST Calls the 700 Club
White House ethics class transcript
Inside the Psy-ops Studio
Krauthammer: Kicking ass & splitting hairs
 
Occupational Hazards
Judy Miller book excerpt
Taibbi's top 10 reasons to vote Republican
Superwhores: DLC's secret identity
Open letter to Jessica Alba
Ask Vlad
Mad Cow: Swallowing the Bull

Special Cruise-Baiting Issue
Top Goon: Cruise 'Losin' It' over Loathsome List
Ask Dr. Cruise
  
Why is Tom Cruise Such a Dick?
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