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Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch

Bob the Angry Flower by Stephen Notely



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Xtreme Religion
A Faith-Based Initiative.
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Deity Roundtable
The "Big 3" convene for a chat with us.
Paul Jones
Fundy Funnies
The only comics page for the pure of faith!
Color Me Tolerant
A BEAST Coloring Contest!

Please Don't Kill Me
A message from terrified Associate Editor Chris Riordan.


Reader Opinion
Punxutawney Phil: Enemy of Allah


50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005
Our disturbingly popular annual list of the foulest among us, for a particularly objectionable year.

I'm Feeling Monkey
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Cheney wasn't "hunting."
Kit Smith



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