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The BEAST PAGE 3 ARMAGEDDON-INCITING DOODLE
Turn-ons: Heavy-handed didacticism, ironically confirmed preconceptions, the first amendment, or whatever its Danish equivalent may be Turn-offs: Dead Dutch filmmakers, humorless maniacs, cartoon-worshipping idolaters, wussy editors How I got to be The BEAST PAGE 3 ARMAGEDDON-INCITING DOODLE: It seemed my impact would be small and short-lived, like most of my crudely illustrated brethren. But then, half a year later, a pissed off religious leader armed only with a few faked blasphemies of his own gave me prominence by far unwarranted by my simplistic metaphorical content and substandard crosshatching. Future plans: I expect to justify overwrought justifications for racism for at least a few more weeks, and to baffle historians for centuries to come, assuming there’s anybody left to baffle. How I’d like to be remembered: As the inspiration for the future euphemism, “burn [one’s] embassy,” meaning to overreact wildly. As in: “I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. How did she take it?” “Dude, she totally burned my embassy.” |
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