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Mohammed with bomb turban
Heavy-handed didacticism, ironically confirmed preconceptions, the
first amendment, or whatever its Danish equivalent may be
Dead Dutch filmmakers, humorless maniacs, cartoon-worshipping idolaters,
I got to be The BEAST PAGE 3 ARMAGEDDON-INCITING DOODLE: It
seemed my impact would be small and short-lived, like most of my
crudely illustrated brethren. But then, half a year later, a pissed
off religious leader armed only with a few faked blasphemies of
his own gave me prominence by far unwarranted by my simplistic metaphorical
content and substandard crosshatching.
plans: I expect to justify overwrought justifications for racism
for at least a few more weeks, and to baffle historians for centuries
to come, assuming there’s anybody left to baffle.
I’d like to be remembered: As the inspiration for the future
euphemism, “burn [one’s] embassy,” meaning to overreact wildly.
As in: “I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. How did she take
it?” “Dude, she totally burned my embassy.”