Idiot Box by Matt Bors
Big Fat Whale by Brian McFadden
Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch
Bob the Angry Flower by Stephen Notely

Deep Fried by Jason Yungbluth

The Persecution Rests
Local Judge Takes Aim at Fake Religion.
Paul Jones
 
Don't Feed the Immigrants
Huddled masses threatening our borders.
Allan Uthman
Good News from Iraq
Fair, Balanced & Fictional.
Ian Murphy

[sic] - Letters
Wal-Mart fans, loathsomeness and celebrity plagiarism.

BEAST-O-Scopes
Your cosmic fortune in insult form.



Full Court Press
New Fed Couthouse: A "quality of life crime."


Dammit, Gannett
Buffalo Current is dead. Will the positive trend continue?

March Mayhem
Clash of Civilizations Bracketology.
 
Phillips: Head-Screw Driver
The Monkey takes on a Nixonian fear-seller.
 
Litterbox Lunacy
Do cats make the craziest people?.
Kit Smith
Friends Confused by Man's Defense of Kevin Costner
Scott Borchert

   
Kino Korner
V for Vendetta, Inside Man, Stay Alive & more..
 


Iraqi Civil War Chess Set

 

 

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