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Idiot Box by Matt Bors
Big Fat Whale by Brian McFadden
Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch
Bob the Angry Flower by Stephen Notely
Deep Fried by Jason Yungbluth

Last Issue - #95

The Persecution Rests
Local Judge Takes Aim at Fake Religion.
Paul Jones

Don't Feed the Immigrants
Huddled masses threatening our borders.
Allan Uthman

Good News from Iraq
Fair, Balanced & Fictional.
Ian Murphy

[sic] - Letters
Wal-Mart fans, loathsomeness and celebrity plagiarism.

BEAST-O-Scopes
Your cosmic fortune in insult form.

Full Court Press
New Fed Couthouse: A "quality of life crime."

Dammit, Gannett
Buffalo Current is dead. Will the positive trend continue?

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