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Idiot Box by Matt Bors
Big Fat Whale by Brian McFadden
Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch
Bob the Angry Flower by Stephen Notely
Deep Fried by Jason Yungbluth

Last Issue - #96

Leaking Integrity
Washington Post gives the lie to its readers.
Allan Uthman

Setting the Table
Preemptive war: a moveable feast.
Ian Murphy

Happy BEASTer!
A Happy Easter Fun-Page...for the kids!

[sic] - Letters
Higgins sightings, vague
rants, film fantasies.

BEAST-O-Scopes
Your cosmic fortune in insult form.

The BEAST Page 3 Interpretive Fission Dance

Punch-Out
Latest on the SubGenius custody case.

News Abuse
Buffalo News readers must break the cycle.

Da Vinci Reveals All! Paul Jones interviews the long-deceased master.		The Foreign Flag Threat Guest columnist Lou Dobbs warns America		The Choice of a New Generation Benzene adds death. Kit Smith
				Kino Korner Smoking, Slevin, Benchwarmers, Basic Instinct 2, Ice Age 2, Slither