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Iron Rand 2

Posted by Ed On July - 8 - 2010 8 COMMENTS

Tony Stark: Capitalist Übermensch

By Ellsworth Toohey Michael Caigoy


Robert Downey Jr. reprises his role as Hank Rearden Tony Stark, the brilliant entrepreneur who single-handedly invents a new steel alloy power source, leading to the creation of collectivist teapots the Iron Man suit.

This is a stupid, stupid movie. Read the rest of this entry »

Obama’s Temper Finally Broken By Daughter’s Glass Of Spilled Juice

Posted by Ed On July - 7 - 2010 Comments Off

Originally posted at The Enduring Vision

Sources inside the White House say that President Barack Obama, infamous for his cool temper, finally “flipped out” yesterday when his eight-year-old daughter Sasha spilled a glass of grape juice all over the living room floor.

“God damnit, Sasha,” Obama reportedly shouted, abruptly standing up from his easy chair and throwing down his newspaper in anger. “Watch what you’re doing once in a god damn while.” Read the rest of this entry »

Consumer BEAST

Posted by Ed On July - 6 - 2010 1 COMMENT


Modern gadgets, reviewed

BY MYLES O’BRIEN

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Fiskars 9668 Long Handle Digging Shovel
$32.99


A stylish way to move dirt and more!
A stylish way to move dirt and more!

Friends! Enemies! What is the purpose of the shovel? This is not a rhetorical question, and the answers are bountiful; you may say digging a large hole, yes, or the transfer of dirt from one bucket to another, yes, or the leveling of some earthen mound, yes. Read the rest of this entry »

Conspiracy Corner

Posted by Ed On July - 6 - 2010 2 COMMENTS

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The military’s time traveling dolphin/human hybrids: is that a thing?

BY TYLER BASS


Aaron McCollum’s
story is one that will either leave you believing him insane, a liar, the greatest government whistleblower of all time or some combination of the three. Initially, in conversation with him, I confessed my belief to him that I thought he might even be a liar, a statement about which he seemed remarkably understanding, if of course in disagreement. Read the rest of this entry »

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