TERROR ALERT!
The absolutely true story of how The BEAST smuggled al Qaeda into the U.S.
BY IAN MURPHY
“I want security, yeah
Without it I had a great loss, oh now
Security, yeah
And I want it at any cost, oh now”
-Otis Redding
July 16, 2008—“Are you guys crazy?” a fisherman screams to us across his bow. His larger, motorized vessel rocks precariously in the Lake Erie chop, fifty yards off our port. The wind is twenty if it’s a knot. The sea, she’s a daft wench this morn’.
“Yarrrrrr, matey!” Jones manages to answer, as a white-capped swell pitches our canoe like a child’s toy. The fiberglass prow hammers the deep trough and he bounces forward. “Yarrrrr!” Read the rest of this entry »






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