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McChrystal on 24-hr suicide watch

The most tragic thing that could ever happen, ever, happened. And it's tragic. And it happened. BY KENT PULLINGSWORTH ... WASHINGTON — The White House today was shocked to learn that General Stanley McChrystal, whose recent resignation in the face of fierce criticism ...
McChrystal on 24-hr suicide watch

Conspiracy Corner

The military's time traveling dolphin/human hybrids: is that a thing? BY TYLER BASS ... Aaron McCollum’s story is one that will either leave you believing him insane, a liar, the greatest government whistleblower of all time or some combination of ...
Conspiracy Corner

Breaking BEAST: Alvin Greene in shower!

South Carolina's unlikely Democratic nominee for Senate, the mysterious Alvin Greene, is currently "in the shower," according to a recording the BEAST has obtained of a call between an unnamed source and Greene's father and roommate James. He will be ...
Breaking BEAST: Alvin Greene in shower!

Obama’s Temper Finally Broken By Daughter’s Glass Of Spilled Juice

Originally posted at The Enduring Vision ... Sources inside the White House say that President Barack Obama, infamous for ...

“Bob” is Dead

Church of the Subgenius X Day disappoints the faithless BY JOSH BUNTING ... The naked old man on the dirt road in ...

Consumer BEAST

Modern gadgets, reviewed BY MYLES O'BRIEN .. Fiskars 9668 Long Handle Digging Shovel $32.99 ... A stylish way to move dirt and more! Friends! Enemies! What ...

Iron Rand 2

Tony Stark: Capitalist Übermensch By Ellsworth Toohey Michael Caigoy ... Robert Downey Jr. reprises his role as Hank Rearden Tony Stark, the brilliant ...
  • Oil Spills: Scientific Consensus?

    I’m not convinced

    BY FORREST OAK
    Oak-Forrest2-120x120Good evening. I’m Forrest Oak. There’s a lot being made over this BP “oil spill” down in the Gulf. A lot of green-mongering. A lot of the same old Chicken Little routine we’ve seen coming out of the Gore-ista camp, for the last 700 years in this country. And, frankly, it’s just a whole mess of environmentalist bed-wetting. Is anyone asking the tough questions? I mean, besides me. I’m Forrest Oak. For instance, is there really scientific consensus that this “spill” exists? And if there is scientific consensus on its existence, can we say with absolute certainty that it is man-made? It seems a little egotistical to think that humans could affect their environment on such a large and catastrophic scale. Some things are just not within our power. Now, if God wants to release a million gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico – if oil spills really exist – then that is within his divine power. But to suggest we could do that? Pure arrogance. More... (0)

  • Separated at Birth?

    Separated at Birth?

    Elana Kagan and David Mitchell?

  • Iron Rand 2

    July - 8 - 2010 Reporter: Ed 8 Responses

    Tony Stark: Capitalist Übermensch
    By Ellsworth Toohey Michael Caigoy

    Robert Downey Jr. reprises his role as Hank Rearden Tony Stark, the brilliant entrepreneur who single-handedly invents a new steel alloy power source, leading to the creation of collectivist teapots the Iron Man suit.
    This is a stupid, stupid movie.

    Obama’s Temper Finally Broken By Daughter’s Glass Of Spilled Juice

    July - 7 - 2010 Reporter: Ed Comments Off

    Originally posted at The Enduring Vision

    Sources inside the White House say that President Barack Obama, infamous for his cool temper, finally “flipped out” yesterday when his eight-year-old daughter Sasha spilled a glass of grape juice all over the living room floor.
    “God damnit, Sasha,” Obama reportedly shouted, abruptly standing up from his [...]

    McChrystal on 24-hr suicide watch

    July - 6 - 2010 Reporter: Ed 9 Responses

    The most tragic thing that could ever happen, ever, happened. And it’s tragic. And it happened.
    BY KENT PULLINGSWORTH

    WASHINGTON — The White House today was shocked to learn that General Stanley McChrystal, whose recent resignation in the face of fierce criticism that re-ignited the national debate over the Afghan war, attempted suicide at Meridian Hill Park [...]

    Consumer BEAST

    July - 6 - 2010 Reporter: Ed 1 Response

    Modern gadgets, reviewed

    BY MYLES O’BRIEN
    ..

    Fiskars 9668 Long Handle Digging Shovel
    $32.99

    A stylish way to move dirt and more!

    Friends! Enemies! What is the purpose of the shovel? This is not a rhetorical question, and the answers are bountiful; you may say digging a large hole, yes, or the transfer of dirt from one [...]

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