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Everyone Must Die at Lily Dale

Medium burned by poorly-Photoshopped ghost of James Randi BY JOSH BUNTING ... In the mid-19th century, three sisters from a sleepy upstate NY community managed to convince the world that they could communicate with the dead. Late in their lives, two of the ...
Everyone Must Die at Lily Dale

The BEAST Page 3 Anchor Baby

Name: Pancho Villalqaeda (aka The Brown Menace) Turn-ons: Taking your job, not giving back to society, the 14th Amendment, ...

The 6 Kookiest Religious Beliefs

It's a list. You love lists! BY IAN MURPHY ... There's no shortage of insane religious nonsense, and documenting it all could take ...

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Modern gadgets, reviewed BY MYLES O'BRIEN Weber 721001 Smokey Mountain Cooker 18.5-Inch Smoker $268.77 "I haz a kooker" As ...

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    I’m not convinced

    BY FORREST OAK
    Oak-Forrest2-120x120Good evening. I’m Forrest Oak. There’s a lot being made over this BP “oil spill” down in the Gulf. A lot of green-mongering. A lot of the same old Chicken Little routine we’ve seen coming out of the Gore-ista camp, for the last 700 years in this country. And, frankly, it’s just a whole mess of environmentalist bed-wetting. Is anyone asking the tough questions? I mean, besides me. I’m Forrest Oak. For instance, is there really scientific consensus that this “spill” exists? And if there is scientific consensus on its existence, can we say with absolute certainty that it is man-made? It seems a little egotistical to think that humans could affect their environment on such a large and catastrophic scale. Some things are just not within our power. Now, if God wants to release a million gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico – if oil spills really exist – then that is within his divine power. But to suggest we could do that? Pure arrogance. More... (0)

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  • Everyone Must Die at Lily Dale

    August - 29 - 2010 Reporter: Ed 3 Responses

    Medium burned by poorly-Photoshopped ghost of James Randi
    BY JOSH BUNTING

    In the mid-19th century, three sisters from a sleepy upstate NY community managed to convince the world that they could communicate with the dead. Late in their lives, two of the Fox sisters demonstrated how they pulled off this fraud (one of them simply cracked the [...]

    The 6 Kookiest Religious Beliefs

    August - 24 - 2010 Reporter: Ed 4 Responses

    It’s a list. You love lists!
    BY IAN MURPHY

    There’s no shortage of insane religious nonsense, and documenting it all could take a lifetime, so here’s a list of six relatively obscure and totally crazy beliefs, for your edutainment. Enjoy, Infidels!

    DEAD WRONG

    August - 22 - 2010 Reporter: Ed 1 Response

    A Belated Obituary of Christopher Hitchens
    BY EDWARD CONE

    Imagine a man whose heart and mind are of the purest magnolia-white nobility, a man whose devotion to his championed causes knows no limit. A man whose deft yet savage wit collapses the elaborate charades of his enemies. A man who in debate is feared by his opponents, [...]

    The BEAST Page 3 Anchor Baby

    August - 18 - 2010 Reporter: Ed 1 Response

    Name: Pancho Villalqaeda (aka The Brown Menace)
    Turn-ons: Taking your job, not giving back to society, the 14th Amendment, giving Lou Dobbs leprosy, committing hit-and-runs in my El Camino, the Home Depot parking lot, ruining the sanctity of your marriage, confusing social issues and flan.
    Turn-offs: Jan Brewer, Lindsey Graham, object permanence, white people in general, the [...]

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