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		<title>Iron Rand 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 05:34:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Tony Stark: Capitalist Übermensch
	By Ellsworth Toohey Michael Caigoy
	&#8230;
Robert Downey Jr. reprises his role as Hank Rearden Tony Stark, the brilliant  entrepreneur who single-handedly invents a new steel alloy power source,  leading to the creation of collectivist  teapots the Iron Man suit.
	This is a stupid, stupid movie.
	

Ayn sez: &#8220;Why buy what you can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s Temper Finally Broken By Daughter&#8217;s Glass Of Spilled Juice</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 04:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Originally posted at The Enduring Vision
	&#8230;
	Sources inside the White House say that President Barack Obama,  infamous for his cool temper, finally &#8220;flipped out&#8221; yesterday when his  eight-year-old daughter Sasha spilled a glass of grape juice all over  the living room floor.
	&#8220;God damnit, Sasha,&#8221; Obama reportedly shouted,  abruptly standing up from his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McChrystal on 24-hr suicide watch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 03:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
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	The most tragic thing that could ever happen, ever, happened. And it&#8217;s tragic. And it happened.
	BY KENT PULLINGSWORTH
	&#8230;
	
	WASHINGTON — The White House today was shocked to learn that General Stanley McChrystal, whose recent resignation in the face of fierce criticism that re-ignited the national debate over the Afghan war, attempted suicide at Meridian Hill Park [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Consumer BEAST</title>
		<link>http://www.buffalobeast.com/?p=2699</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Product Reviews]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	
	
	

	Modern  gadgets, reviewed
	 
	BY MYLES O&#8217;BRIEN
	.. 

	
	Fiskars 9668 Long Handle Digging Shovel
$32.99
	
	&#8230;

	


	A stylish way to move dirt and more!
 

	Friends! Enemies! What is the purpose of the shovel? This is not a rhetorical question, and the answers are bountiful; you may say digging a large hole, yes, or the transfer of dirt from one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Bob&#8221; is Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 01:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bunting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[	
	
	
	Church of the Subgenius X Day disappoints the faithless
	BY JOSH BUNTING
	&#8230;
The naked old man on the dirt road in  the middle of the Brushwood Folklore Center didn’t seem like he was  going from one place to another. He and his shriveled up dick were just  out there, on display for anyone driving [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conspiracy Corner</title>
		<link>http://www.buffalobeast.com/?p=2613</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Conspiracy Corner]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bass]]></category>
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	The military&#8217;s time traveling dolphin/human hybrids: is that a thing?
	 BY TYLER BASS
	&#8230;
Aaron McCollum’s story is one that will either  leave you believing him insane, a liar, the greatest government whistleblower of  all time or some combination of the three. Initially, in conversation with  him, I confessed my belief to him that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking BEAST: Alvin Greene in shower!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Stop the WordPresses!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	South Carolina&#8217;s unlikely Democratic nominee for Senate, the mysterious Alvin Greene, is currently &#8220;in the shower,&#8221; according to a recording the BEAST has obtained of a call between an unnamed source and Greene&#8217;s father and roommate James. He will be available for further media scrutiny in &#8220;about ten minutes.&#8221;
	Alvin Green.1.James
	[UPDATE: the phone's busy.]
	

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		<title>RedState Revelations</title>
		<link>http://www.buffalobeast.com/?p=2544</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 19:50:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Ken Mehlman&#8217;s Down Syndrome prostitution ring, Karl Rove&#8217;s gay lovers, Michael Steele&#8217;s money laundering schemes and more!
	 A SHOCKING INTERVIEW WITH REDSTATE.COM&#8217;S ERICK ERICKSON
	 BY EDWARD CONE
	&#8230;
	Spring was full on and the budding trees and blooming bushes obscured Erick Erickson&#8217;s means of arrival. On the phone he had said he&#8217;d meet me only in an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hillary Clinton Is a mad bitch</title>
		<link>http://www.buffalobeast.com/?p=2528</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 18:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Op-ed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guest post]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[	A column by Dana Milbank
	
	
	[Editor's note: The BEAST is honored to bring you this guest post by living legend Dana Milbank and we dare not besmirch his immaculate prose by editing his work or even checking it for errors. Enjoy!]
	&#8230;
	I becom increesingly ANGRY with my Post columm. My edators hold me back and its really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conspiracy Corner</title>
		<link>http://www.buffalobeast.com/?p=2493</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 16:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Depleted Uranium: delicious or dangerous?
	BY TYLER BASS
&#8230;
	Late this May, America.gov sought to clear the air on a wide variety of topics: aliens, anti-Semitism, Islam, fake moon landing stories, various 9/11 theories, government synthesized AIDS and more. The page is produced by the U.S. Department of State’s Bureau of International Information Programs and, as expected, they [...]]]></description>
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