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Nov 30 - Dec 14, 2006

McCain's Mutiny
Why "Mr. Integrity" wants the war to drag on

The Negligents
How to convert ignorance into “skepticism”

Civil War?
An oxymoron in one act

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Nov 30 - Dec 14, 2006

Big Baby Brown
Buffalo Mayor Tramples BEAST Publisher

The Vilsack Buzz
As the nation looks to ‘08, excitement is high

Cut -N- Fun!
2 dimensional fathers better parents, say experts

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November 16-30, 2006

The 10 Most Ridiculous Things about the Midterm Elections

The Worst Show on Television
An election night diary

Forget the gay hooker; was Pastor Ted a tweaker?

    Issue 109 Cover Small ISSUE# 109
Oct 26 - Nov 9, 2006

Tom & Sally Take a Trip
Foley Shmoley! Reynolds has scandal all his own.

Representative Royale!

Beast Calling
We call Eliot Spitzer's campaign to see just what "on the first day everything changes" means.

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ISSUE# 108
October 5 - 19, 2006

Welcome to the Monkey House
On Safari at “The Chapel” in Getzville

I, Left Gatekeeper
Why the "9/11 Truth" movement makes the "Left Behind" sci-fi series read like Shakespeare

Get on Board
A farewell to Habeas Corpus in one act.

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September 7-21, 2006

Great Gaffes Through the Ages
A comprehensive list

Why ask Why?
Five years after 9/11, the question remains unanswered

Extreme History Makeover
Lynne Cheney and the rules of history

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September 7-21, 2006

The 51 Funniest Things
About 9-11
The BEAST 5 year fun-a-versary tribute!

The End was Nigh Just ask Glenn Beck & Karl Rove

Ironic Accuracy Rumsfeld gets it exactly backwards

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ISSUE# 105
August 9 - September 7, 2006

Sympathy for the Beagle

Chinese dissidents yearn to be treated like dogs

DICKLESS David Brooks donates genitals in noble pursuit of status quo

HILL ON FIRE Hillary Clinton copulates with the ghost of Richard Nixon

ISSUE# 104
July 26 - Aug 8

Killing for Peace
"Premature" ceasefires and other wacky nonsense
Allan Uthman

Oprah Akbar
BTU's & CSI are our best weapons against terrorism
Allan Uthman

Are you Anit-Semitic?

    ISSUE# 103
July 12, 2006

Paper of Wreckage: NYT reporters caught red-handed reporting.

Gay Marriage Threatens Gay Happiness A Fabulous BEAST Editorial

Ask Ann Coulter: Completely original advice from the world's foremost dumbass

ISSUE# 102
June 21, 2006

Anne Coulter
Feeding the ultimate troll
Al Uthman

Al Qaeda Idol

The BEAST Conservative Q&A

    ISSUE# 101
June 7, 2006

Reaching Around the Aisle: House leaders move to protect House leaders.

BEAST Science for Hicks: A quck & fatal introduction to science for the logically challenged.

Niman "Sour Grapes" E-mail Determined to be Forgery

ISSUE# 100
May 24, 2006

Father Knows BEAST: Our founder Matt Taibbi has some words for us
Viva el BEAST: The story of a migrant BEAST staffer.

The BEAST Government Kids' Page Review!

    ISSUE# 99
May 10, 2006

A Prank of Two Cities: The BEAST ups the ante in Ottawa/Buffalo mayoral hockey bet.
Top 10 Signs of the Impending US Police State: Hey America, freedom is just around the corner... behind you.
April 26, 2006

I'm With Stupid: Why Tony Snow is perfect for Press Secretary.
BEAST's Greatest Misses: Exposing our bloopers for all to see.
Achtung Doobie! Buffalo boys in blue do Blitzkrieg Bop.
Thanks, Artvoice! A message of gratitude for Jamie & Mike.
    ISSUE# 97
April 12, 2006

Leaking Integrity: Washington Post gives the lie to its readers.
Setting the Table: Preemptive war, a moveable feast.
The Foreign Flag Threat
Lou Dobbs warns America
Happy BEASTer! : An Easter fun page... for the kids!
Punch-Out! : SubGenius custody update
March 29, 2006

The Persecution Rests: Dickhead judge takes aim at fake religion.
Don't Feed the Immigrants: Huddled masses threatening our borders.
Good News from Iraq: Fair, Balanced & Fictional.
March Mayhem: Clash of Civilizations Bracketology.
    ISSUE# 95
March 15, 2006

Operation Told You So: Allan Uthman

Iraq or Iran?: Gues which country pundits are pushing to invade!

March 1, 2006

Stranger Danger: Allan Uthman

John Stossel's Invisible Handjob: Paul Jones

7-Day news Forecast

Iraqi Civil War Chess Set

    ISSUE# 93
February 15, 2006

Laugh Riot Allan Uthman

Xtreme Religion: Ian Murphy

Fundy Funnies

Page 3 Armageddon-Inciting Doodle

February 1, 2006

Bias, Balance & Bullshit: Allan Uthman

Lighting the Fuse: Stan Goff

James Frey book excerpt

Belly of the Beast: an encounter with Al Gore - Ian Murphy

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January 18, 2006

50 Most Loathsome People in America 2005

2005 Timeline

Predictions 2005

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