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Monkey
Here's
Looking At You Monkey (#88)
I came to see
the massive danger sunglasses pose to our society, when I took a
drug called T7. It’s a drug designed by the father of ecstasy.
Ian
Murphy
I
 DICK
(#88)
It’s amazing
what a person can accomplish with a few proper restraints, a wet
cloth and steadily dripping water.
Josh Righter
Sheer
Idiocy Scores Victory Over Evolution (#88)
Proponents of sheer idiocy were dealt a small
victory over evolution today in Kansas when the Board of
Edukason approved new scientific standards.
Kit
Smith
Pandemic Of Fear (#88)
Bird Flu is
not a food-borne illness; so far the only people who have
contracted it live or work (in Asia) with live chickens. So
why the uproar?
N.
Sorrenti
The 20
Funniest Things About Pastor Joel Osteen Going To Heaven (#88)
Al
Uthman
Ethics 666
(#88)
an exclusive
rush transcript from a recording of a White House ethics course
PICTURES
Issue 88
- BEAST Page 3 Cool Mom, What Americans Are Most Thankful For This
Year, BEAST Reader Opinions: Hotel Jordan & French Riots
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IN OTHER NEWS
Classic Hammer Rings
Untrue For Today's Early Teens (#88)
A team of
scientists at the University of Phoenix Online have found over an
18 month study that children between the ages of 13 and 15 have
“little regard” for
M. C. Hammer
Interview With
Charred Corpse #0198-04-F-04 (#88)
BEAST:
Thanks for taking the time to sit down and answer some of our
questions this morning.
Charred Corpse # 0198-04-F-04:
Wop/Counterwop
(#88)
Today's topic: Samuel Alito's
nomination to the Supreme Court
Issue 88
- Byron Brown wins, Susan Grelick doesn't, and the control board
still wants money
Issue #88
Michael Gildea's
KINO KORNER
Issue 88 -
Derailed, Pride & Prejudice, Jarhead, Get Rich Or Die Tryin',
Chicken Little, Shopgirl, Good Night & Good Luck
Issue 88
- Losman To The Rescue - And Yoda Too
[sic]
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