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FROM THE DITCH OF A BLUE-COLLAR GUY FROM BUFFALO
A welcoming message from Russert country

THE WRATH OF CON
A faith healer in Buffalo
Ian Murphy

BIG FUSS
Tim Russert, "A guy who did the news and just died"
Paul Jones

MEDIA MANNERS
Media Matters for America's mission creep
Allan Uthman

GETTING FIT WITH JOHN McCAIN
My friends, this workout is for all hardworking Americans

SUMMER GAS-SAVING TIPS
Stave off bankruptcy with these helpful suggestions!

THE DISPOSABLE OATH
Goff Angry!
Stan Goff

EAT SHIT & DIE
Diseased veggies are the meat industry's fault
Allison Kilkenny

OLD DOGS & HARD TIME
Convicted rapists are people too
Joe Bageant

PEN OR SWORD
Retired Navy Commander Ken Huber on Iran, Obama & Bathtub Admirals
Russ Wellen

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The Beast Page 5
Appalling racist anachronism

Waxy Beast: Music Reviews
by Eric Lingenfelter

Kino Kwikees: Movie Trailer Reviews
by Michael Gildea

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