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Name: Scott Brown
Turn-ons: Drivin' my truck, rockin' with my pubes out, teasing my daughters, terrible Democratic campaigns, ... 
An actual movie review
BY MICHAEL D. CAIGOY, RADICAL POSTURE
I've resigned myself to a depressing fact. The directors I used to
like? ... 
Author and professor of African-American literature and culture at University of Michigan Dr. Michael Awkward raps about Negroes, hoes and “real” Jews with BEAST henchperson ... 
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ENDURING VISION
Recent controversy surrounding former Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards reached ... 
Good evening, I’m Forrest Oak.
Am I the only one who gets how seriously this Salahi situation could have been? Oh, and it was a situation, folks. Let’s not kid ourselves. It could have been worse than 2012, directed by Roland Emmerich.
Here we had two totally unscreened individuals – we don’t know if they’re right in the head, we don’t know if they’ll go for a dinner fork and stab Joe Biden in the hand, we don’t if their cuff links shoot poison gas, we don’t know if they’re Ninja Assassins, directed by James McTeigue – with access, in proximity, and next to, the President and the Vice President of the United States. Sure, nothing “happened” this time, but next time it could make 9/11 look like a kitten’s asshole.
I know people are saying: “But the Salahis went through a metal detector! The Salahis had no more opportunity to harm President Obama than do thousands of other folks, who happen to be at Joe Biden’s favorite unscheduled hamburger pit stop!” Don’t buy the hype here, people. This is just more of that moderate-wing bunk coming out of Washington these days. I’m fed up to here with it! (I’m pointing to my deeply furrowed brow.) More... (1)
Ft. Hood shooter Nidal Hasan... and Richard Kind?
50. Tiger Woods
Charges: Rose to god-like celebrity and tycoon-level riches smacking a ball into a hole with a stick. His promiscuity with commercial endorsements makes his sexual dalliances seem frivolous by contrast. Cheated on his Swedish supermodel wife with over a dozen women, all of whom look like “Rock of Love” washouts.
Exhibit A: “Who is [...]
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BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ENDURING VISION
Recent controversy surrounding former Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards reached a new high on Tuesday, as Edwards admitted to having an affair while his wife struggled with cancer, starring in an explicit sex tape with his alleged mistress, and to being the father to at least 90% of the population [...]
An actual movie review
BY MICHAEL D. CAIGOY, RADICAL POSTURE
I’ve resigned myself to a depressing fact. The directors I used to
like? Yeah, most of them suck now. Tarantino said goodbye to the raw
simplicity of “Reservoir Dogs,” and the crisp, inventive dialog of
“Pulp Fiction,” with “Kill Bill.” The mission statement of that POS
seemed to be, “Hey, look [...]
The BEAST is a thing.
